Faustberto

Parody account for the **real** Fausto Carmona. Midges beware! (Real World Air Traffic Controller, Cleveland transplant living in dirty south) Ohio State grad.

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@TREOHH5 This literally happened a week ago with the PTI podcast title. You are getting fooled by people manipulating the prediction markets.

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@HeatDiehards Windy clearly got the marching orders from ESPN to push the Heat narrative

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@StainbrookNFL Now you can't bet yes on GS

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@TheMikeWinkler @SportsBoyTony Its still the current title of the podcast

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@RuiterWrongFAN @OldTakesExposed

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@NoLayingUp We interrupt the birdie putt of Sam Burns to bring you a live interview of Wyndham Clark's 3rd grade math teacher.

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@NoLayingUp I thought today was supposed to firm up. These look like muni green speeds

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@KysCards @NickCaminoWKYC @PGATOUR As did I for 10+ years. Tell Chris I always bet 29 black on roulette because of him. He’ll know what it means

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@BS_Cleveland I believe we still analytically won that quarter.

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@Mike_kim714 You going to start wearing two gloves?

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@PGATOURComms Two tees yesterday but not today?

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@PGATOURComms Maybe you guys shouldn’t completely screw the Zurich on schedule placement every year

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@THEPLAYERS It’s a disaster in the main parking lot right now. You really weren’t able to give more than a 15 mins heads up?

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

Maybe you two are the problem.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

A statement of appreciation from Dee and Jimmy Haslam and insight on the process ahead

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@stoolpresidente Amazing how much harder it is when the defense doesn’t know the offensive play ahead of time

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

Been in this job for 12 years. Those $’s are complete bullshit.

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

We are bringing a record amount of new air traffic controllers into the system by speeding up the admissions process. We have hired 20% more controllers this year!

Did you know the starting salary for controllers is $180K/year and can go as high as $400K/year?

The best and the brightest are joining the ranks and this is going to make YOUR air travel safer and faster.

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@flushingitgolf They priced out the good hecklers with $800/day tickets

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

Clean out that locker

[92.3 The Fan @923TheFan]

#Browns kicker Andre Szmyt on the missed kicks in the 17-16 loss

[Faustberto @TheRealFausto55]

@RiggsBarstool Cam already let it slip, Burns is in.

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Guardians pitcher Luis Ortiz has been placed on 'non-disciplinary paid leave' as a result of an MLB betting investigation, per @Ken_Rosenthal & @ZackMeisel