James

it’s so cold in the d, how the fck are we supposed to keep the peace ?!

[James @TheRealFiffany]

@Robert_Kenyon_ @pattonoswalt Such a shitty thing to do to a friend

[James @TheRealFiffany]

Whoever put these in my work coat … solid one buds . You got me

[James @TheRealFiffany]

Pulled pork mall hahaha pold pork mall hahahaha polo park mall hahahahagagaha #poloparkmall #polopark #winnipeg

[James @TheRealFiffany]

Yo subway is bumpin trap music, like people have to order over the music . Kispiox town is crazy yo

[James @TheRealFiffany]

Subway just gave me diarrhea at work so I left work drove back to subway just to take a shit .
You don’t shit where you eat , except subway and Denny
We only have one out here so it’s called Denny

[James @TheRealFiffany]

Get YouTube premium
I stopped watching ads
My life is different now.

[James @TheRealFiffany]

If Karen’s are bitches than Susan’s are lazy bitches .
#karen
#susan
#lazysusan

[James @TheRealFiffany]

My internal body temperature stays at a 98° unless I’m listening to 98°
#music #98degrees

[James @TheRealFiffany]

Never skip an opportunity to take a poop if you work in remote locations

[James @TheRealFiffany]

I thought native Indians put the ear to the ground to listen for Buffalo ?! How did they not hear this mudslide coming ?!
#mudslide #northernbc @highway1 #canada #bc

[James @TheRealFiffany]

More like eracism

[James @TheRealFiffany]

If I’m taking a poop in a public restroom, I secretly take my mask off . #COVID19 #masks #BreakingNews #breakingrules

[James @TheRealFiffany]

Ladies - if your man doesn’t have his license and you drive everywhere , just start opening the car door for him 😂
#cars #driving #license

[James @TheRealFiffany]

I shovelled wet snow for 2 hours for the first time this season. My wife just reminded me that we bought a brand new snowblower during last springs sale.

[James @TheRealFiffany]

Slept signed contract culture

[James @TheRealFiffany]

I hope karma exists cause there’s no reason to give your child sour skittles for school lunch. Their poor little stomach.
Same parent probably gets the kid McNugget meal for dinner
#schoollunch #stomachpains #settingupforsuccess #wildearth

[James @TheRealFiffany]

I’m not sure if the Japanese guy next to me is humming to the music or mhmmmm’ing after every bite he takes of his lunch .
Either way his senses are going to the beat

[James @TheRealFiffany]

Oooooorrrr mayyybe
Black Lives Matter would throw a shoutout to baseball for once 😂

[James @TheRealFiffany]

You think Major League Baseball would do a Black Lives Matter logo?
#BLM #MLB
#MLBBLM #BLMMLB

[James @TheRealFiffany]

If milk was just a tad bit better , I would drink it like homelander.
I literally have to keep my composure while I drink it.
#Homelander #theboys