Frieza

I find planets, eliminate all forms of life on them and then sell them to the highest bidder. I'm kind of a big deal.

[Frieza @TheRealFrieza]

#squad

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Congratulations to the Miami Heat!

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Relationships are like coupons. If it's a big deal, you need to cut them out.

[Frieza @TheRealFrieza]

Magnets! How do they work?

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Lml this guy RT @ConceitedNYC: 2 guys ran into this bar. But the 3rd guy ducked.why did he duck?

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@CoolerCold I like this one

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Why do they make ANDROID CELL phones? Where do I come into the modern technology picture? I'm the best DBZ villain.

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that was supposed to go with #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck, but it didn't fit.

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"Your puny mind never could understand! I am Frieza, the most powerful being in the universe, and you are nothing but a duck" - Frieza

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I THINK I'M BIG MEECH (HUUUUUUUUUUK), LARRY HOOVER!

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Is it a law that if you're a musician, you HAVE to feature pitbull on one of your songs?

[Frieza @TheRealFrieza]

Happy fathers day to King Cold.

[Frieza @TheRealFrieza]

Nah man, I don't smoke weed. I smoke clowns like you on the b-ball court.

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It's way too hot outside. This planet sucks.

[Frieza @TheRealFrieza]

#youknowyouuglywhen you have a monkey's tail, but the body of a human.

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I'm a Miami Heat fan.

[Frieza @TheRealFrieza]

I love mexican food.

[Frieza @TheRealFrieza]

I promise I have nothing to do with the end of the world rumors .

[Frieza @TheRealFrieza]

Watching Russell Westbrook cry because his coach won't put him in the game is more entertaining than watching him play basketball.