Grant Noren

university of iowa, 2020

[Grant Noren @TheRealGNoren]

Dave Pigg Photography. This guy is for real. DM me if you want details about his professional work. He specializes in amazing candids.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Doge

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@Collin_Hunt99

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I have Ravens -3 but I’ll be the bigger man and say we need Overtime for the fun factor. #ClassyMove

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All I can say is that I can’t wait for @PardonMyTake tomorrow. #BearDown @BarstoolBigCat

[Grant Noren @TheRealGNoren]

You can more or less infer the politics of a podcast by their ads.

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There are tolls in Kansas. There are TOLLS in KANSAS.

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Headline from early 2021: “Diplomatic Immunity No More” - President West signs VP Pusha T’s order for immediate deportation of Aubrey “Drake” Graham

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Chili is the tequila of the food world.

[Cody Hills @ByCodyHills]

And a quick Happy Father’s Day shoutout to my favorite dad of three sons — Kirk Ferentz.

[Brendon Urie @brendonurie]

Dear Trump Campaign,

Fuck you. You’re not invited. Stop playing my song.

No thanks,
Brendon Urie, Panic! At The Disco & company.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is fucking awesome

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Tesla stockholders doing the “hold your breath for two hours” challenge

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Crackhead energy 😫🤤

[Cootie @jcnomula]

Do... do ladies actually think “crackhead energy” is a desirable trait?

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House 4 full of white girls and white girl

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I’ve been doing fine during this quarantine. Can’t tell if I’m an introvert or just an isolationist.

[Grant Noren @TheRealGNoren]

My biggest error in all this was forgetting to pack my cowboy hat for quarantine

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We need Baudi Moovan to find the cure to COVID-19.

[Grant Noren @TheRealGNoren]

PSA: Putting jeans on today.

[Greg Peterson @GUnit_81]

Today is my 27th birthday, my “Golden Birthday,” which is badly overrated but oh well. Right now, I should be at a bar downing beers and getting ready to scream at a bunch of bullpens for messing up my baseball picks & some walk-on for not dribbling out the clock in the Sweet 16.