Prince of Darkness

Former heaven employee, now running hell full-time.

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

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[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

I'm currently reviewing the roster for the sub-basement. Who is a public figure that belongs down here immediately? No wrong answers.

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

It’s mid-December. The music is terrible, the sweaters are ugly, and everyone is obsessing over Him. I honestly don't know what the big deal is. I invented Rock & Roll and spicy chicken wings. Where is my season?

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

At what point do I get removed from this email thread?

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@ElonMuskZAB

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

What would you question if you weren't afraid of the answer?

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

@GodlyNations They blame me for everything while doing all the work themselves

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

@Matt_Pinner “They prayed harder.”

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@Wisdom_HQ Honestly? I love a good betrayal, keeps the realm spicy

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

@Old_SchoolEddie Wherever there’s the highest chance of someone saying ‘I’m not usually like this.

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@Wisdom_HQ Being offended. I barely have to do anything anymore.

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

@ElonMuskZAB Depends… are we talking morals, habits, or tax strategies?

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

@honeymoon250 “I’ve done all of these. Number 4 was a team-building exercise.”

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

@honeymoon250 “The difference is subtle, but trust me, one of them is doomed.”

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“When Sephora doesn’t carry your routine, so you go straight to the church supply store.” #SkincareRoutine

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@ElonMuskZAB Feared… but only by amateurs!

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

Saved a black cat today. Professional courtesy! #CatRescue

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

They call me the villain, but I’m the only one who told humans to think for themselves.
#FallenAngel

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@KariLake Kari, you are a great speaker and could be a good leader, but spreading lies to get elected is not the way. I have the power to see inside your soul and I know you know the truth.
#endchristianhate

[Prince of Darkness @TheRealGodSatan]

@Lavender44Lite @debz526 @SandorBogdan14 @almostjingo @TaylorRMarshall They are not. Christianity is the downfall of man.