Gretchen Anderson

I'm all about the written word. Writer, author, columnist, publicist, spokeswoman, keeper of critters, mother of five and wife to one...so far.

[Gretchen Anderson @TheRealGretchen]

Meet me over @bluesky

[Chris Day @williemoeday]

Does she realize she's talking to America and not the children in her Sunday school class.
The pearl clutching is at atmospheric levels. #SOTU2024 #britt

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@CynthiaAlksne Aha! This was the BIG BARK we all heard on the 11th Hour. As a fellow owner of a GSD, I could tell from whence it came…

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@kosheralcoholic @DonLemonTonight @donlemon @SpeakerPelosi You are blaming the wrong person.

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@Xandra1117 @SenHawleyPress @Xandra1117 You are an idiot robot. Please excuse the rest of us as we exercise critical thinking.

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@SenatorRisch @SenatorRisch It’s nice that you finally take a stand.

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@realDonaldTrump Liar!

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@Mjoseito28 @realDonaldTrump Ummm. Were you napping during the non pre-organized, spontaneous nationwide celebration, last week??

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@StewardshipAmer @realDonaldTrump Are you mental?

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@realDonaldTrump Blahahaha! Right...

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If you’re wondering whether it’s an overreaction to cancel large gatherings and public events (and I love basketball), here’s a useful primer as to why these measures can slow the spread of the virus and save lives. We have to look out for each other. https://t.co/Ld7Uc8sPTQ

[Q @slooshdunkingT]

it’s 2021: idaho is the only state still standing. potatoes are the cure. i’m sippin fry sauce. tots all around.

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@realDonaldTrump @LouDobbs No amount of deflection will get you out of this one.

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@JennyGuice @realDonaldTrump You are a dipshit.

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Former USC Kicker Stephen Jordan and his Goddess wife, Tricia are joining us for their FIRST BRONCO game!!! #BSU #boisestatefootball #BleedBlue #BSUvMSU

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@hdfrankiej @Johnny8oy007 @xgold1x @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse Shame on you.

[World News Tonight @ABCWorldNews]

Trump-like inflatable chicken protests president across from White House https://t.co/jVvcPuFX1D

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#BSU Fan LOGIC: I don’t get cold skiing, while wearing my helmet.
#SEZhelmet #BoiseStateFoofball #BSUseniorday

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Headed to #bsu! Home opener! Last game before this young idahoan goes to #London for grad school! #BoiseState #lamdadrama #broncovision

[Gretchen Anderson @TheRealGretchen]

@PlznFankU fantastic meeting in Boise. Turns out, we met when you when you were in Newsies! Glad there's now an Ithaca connection.