Zach Hacker

SKOL VIKINGS! 😈 Dog Dad to Kirby and Homer (😇2006-2017) I write. I read. I watch sports. That pretty well covers it. Opinions are my own.

[Zach Hacker @TheRealHack]

Worst “analyst” on any network, and it’s not close.

[Thor Nystrom @thorku]

You can tell that Jonathan Vilma did zero homework before calling this game.

Brain rot, old narratives, and cliches.

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For anyone keeping track at home, JJ McCarthy’s stats should be 7/8, 80ish yards and a TD right now. But because of three brutal drops (one by each of our top 3 receivers), he’s 4/8, 44 yards a pick. Inexcusable. #SKOL

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@PhilMackey Best picks by round: Round 1 - Phil, Round 2 - Dex, Round 3 - Judd.

[Phil Mackey 🎙 @PhilMackey]

It's 3rd-and-1, and you're Kevin O'Connell...

You can either:

A.) Just run the f***ing ball

B.) Dial up a 40-yard bomb

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Sean McVay, what are you doing?

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I dunno who chooses the music for TNF on Prime, but they deserve a raise. Colter Wall tonight after Sierra Ferrell a couple weeks ago. Also had some Marty Robbins on earlier tonight.

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#TNFonPrime just really upped their game playing Sierra Ferrell while going to break. Very impressed.

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I’m starting to think none of Shadeur Sanders’ teammates went to his birthday party…

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Nickeil Alexander-Walker caps a brilliant game with clutch FTs. Wolves win. One of the craziest games I’ve ever seen

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@MarcJSpears @Marcus_R_Fuller L

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Foul on the 3!

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ANT is HIM! #RaisedByWolves

[SKOR North - Minnesota Sports @SKORNorth]

JUST IN: The #Vikings are signing 4x Pro Bowl center Ryan Kelly to a two-year contract. #SKOL

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@DexsTweets If this GIF was accurate, we’d all have boots in our asses right now.

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Does the winner of this game get naming rights to the Great Lakes? #4Nations #USAvsCAN #Puck

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This game sucks.

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With all the Presidential pardons today, I just hope they left that criminal scum The Noid in prison, where he belongs. #politics #AvoidTheNoid

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Been saving a spot for you on the couch, Detroit. #StillTheKitties

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@PaulCharchian Ben Johnson…

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@bryanhorwath I really wish I knew what these coaches were thinking. I am 100% a KOC Stan, but he did the same thing at the end of the first half today. Made no sense at all.

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What is with all of the God awful clock management lately? Did Raheem Morris think he could carry his timeouts into OT?