Prizmo

Once you realize what a joke everything is in life, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

@PreetDoe_ yeah boyee

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

@_T_dUb

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@_T_dUb @AmMarStri we are into animated porn involving dragons and horse men

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

Two way petting zoo- you pet the animals, they pet you back.

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

"I found these socks today in my drawer, I never owned these socks"
-@DylanGausman

[Jazzmyn Hayden @JazzmynHayden]

Lmao 😂😂 #EdgarAllanPoe #BohemianRaphsody #ifunny

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

@JesseWLE ok I'll wear a hat next time #ImBad

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

Pretty chill first date tonight, hopefully many more to come.

[Fit Codes @FitCodes]

Don't workout to impress girls. Workout to gain confidence. That's what impresses girls.

[With Lying Eyes @Withlyingeyes]

We are playing at @Empirenova next Friday in Springfield Virginia, advance tickets are $10, let us know you need one! http://t.co/QYvuO1U5jc

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

96% of the time me and my friends are just chillin eatin corn pops and watching 8 mile.

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

If you really knew me you would be ashamed!

[With Lying Eyes @Withlyingeyes]

Come out to Memories Bar tonight! Awesome bands, awesome music, awesome friends. http://t.co/WtvCIA6T6F

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

After 13 hours of work I can't wait to get home, get stoned and watch some batman or some shit.

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

It wasn't a kid it was a little old Chinese lady.

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

@King_23_Leo maybe happiness doesn't exist.

[Prizmo @TheRealHanSwolo]

Dudes in a relationship wanna be single, single dudes wanna be in a relationship.. The grass is always greener I guess