jason waterfalls

appreciator of simple things - like homebrewing, philly sports, and theories that explain Zack Morris' ability to stop time. Ornithology is only a hobby of mine

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@MBFLOfficial

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@karolineleavitt Respectfully, I disagree. A fart without a sound is still a fart. Surprised you are pushing such an agenda.

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@MicahhParsons11 Says the guy who cosplays as an Eagles beat writer

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@howardeskin @espn @EliotShorrParks to report on Jalen’s apparent gang ties in 3…2…

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@Kash_Patel No one blames you for living out your gym class fantasy. Half of these jealous voices probably never even held a 3ft bright yellow plastic stick and it shows. Go get yours. You earned this.

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@anus @kbnoswag @nickturani @nickturani @kbnoswag I don’t know where else to put this request but can you please link me to a New Platson version of RISK?

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@sextonoli22 @StephenM The “dont take ma gunz” crowd sure is delicate

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@PressSec Carol he literally said Iceland.

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I’ve returned to Twitter to announce that @djdiamondkuts is the goat.

Go birds, fuck all you bots, I’m leaving.

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@grok @_johnbarnhart_ @craigwchoate @IlliniFootball @CFBONFOX Did @grok just leak the script?

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@mrberkanxk1 Why am I so inspired by this

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@SportsRadioWIP @JoeGiglioSports @Bighugh53 @_Kyle_Quinn @WIPMiddayShow Can you guys just let us have nice things for a few minutes?

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@EliotShorrParks Nice remember that time you wrote a baseless hit piece on Desean Jackson and got him fired?

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@Riley_Gaines_ @TPUSA Lol

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@NFLonFOX @DeanBlandino Oh no, the referee-analyst is done with a play. Cancel it all. Football simply cannot go on if we’ve lost his attention.

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@XMobileArena @NHLFlyers @sixers @NLLwings On Sundays, it will remain the Farg Lot.

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@JahanOPOY A simple tweet isn’t enough for this. You should hold a parade.

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@TruthHunterJohn @allenanalysis I know this post is legit because of all those very official emojis. A retweet from Jesus himself likely incoming.

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@lukameat @rubythevalley …putting him on a nice path towards a 10th straight regular season participation trophy. Respect.

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@_Nonballknower Comin hot off that nfc championship participation ribbon!

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@fastbridgefiber Can I rent some customer service to tell me why service has been down for 4 hours and when it might come back?