Jay Valles

Sad and nasty human being who needs a hobby!

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@VoodooDoughnut Your citywalk location doesn’t open until 11am on a Saturday?! Doughnuts aren’t a lunch time food!

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@DisneyScoopGuy Stop it! The ride was announced two years ago “shovels in the ground.” They’re behind and they know it! Trying to catch up as quickly as possible before the next D23!

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@Delta Thoroughly disappointed by @WestJet and their bathroom policy denying access to the front restrooms! Access to a bathroom should not be based on the status of someone’s seat! My return flight is on this garbage airline and I’m pissed!

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@WestJet Passengers should have access to any bathroom onboard regardless of where they’re seated. That’s just human decency! What the hell is wrong with your airline? Is this a Canada thing or is your flight attendant a jerk?

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@WestJet I’ve traveled quite a bit but this is the first time I’ve been denied access to a bathroom on a flight! The flight attendant looked at me and said “To the back.” This was after seeing multiple other passengers use the same restroom including ones sitting in my row!

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@metrolosangeles Haven’t ridden the train in many years…decided to give it another go and the first stop this guy is blasting his crappy music. I saw police at the station standing guard at the turn styles but none in the actual train. #gometro

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@Flikment Disney wants us so desperately to be part of the story! I don’t want to be part of the story! Let me passively watch what’s happening and enjoy like most other forms of entertainment!!!!

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@jakefozio Shutting down the park is the way to go

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@UniStudios The sodas aren’t even filled for the freestyle machines…what a joke! Who is in charge of food service? #NameThem

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@UniStudios Food service in the Simpsons area is an absolute shit show! So inefficient and just chaos. Do better! Also your app sucks!

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@esplanerd Why this isn’t rotating character greetings makes no sense to me! They could’ve had zootopia characters meeting in here!

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@P3t3rD4Gi4nt @thecalibae Avatar may be a billion dollar picture but it doesn’t sell merchandise and it’s clearly not driving visitors to Animal Kingdom. If I were Disney I would turn Hollywood Land into a Disney Animation area with a Zootopia attraction replacing Monsters.

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@JonathanGreen85 Universal Hollywood is quickly becoming a junk drawer of IPs with a nonsensical layout.

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Uh…good morning? #disneyskyliner #waltdisneyworld #longwait #magical @AliciaStella is this normal?

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@DisneyScoopGuy Hang out with me since I’m here right now!

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@HighUniversal There’s too many commercials! And keep in mind most people visit on the weekends when there’s little to no filming.

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@DisneyScoopGuy You can’t be surprised. The last good anniversary celebration Disney did was the 50th. Gold ride vehicles, character mosaics using real guest photos, 50th anniversary icons incorporated into every attraction, Parade of Dreams, Remember Dreams Come True, and the incredible merch

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@whothehelltyped Desperate for validation

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@DisneyScoopGuy People saying the 60th was the best celebration Disneyland has ever done clearly didn’t experience the 50th!

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@craftyashley_ It always confuses me with his treatment posts and I’m like uh in 2025 you re-used two houses and the terror tram theme. The other houses were at both coasts so what exactly are we writing here? I feel like universal could save money by finding someone local to do this