Jack VandyB™🔱

Carefree tweets from the mind tank of another shiny charlatan

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

Black Forest Ham is a pretty dramatic name for a deli meat

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

@ChaseFaceShow Oh man, gotta say Mario Party Superstars actually looks like it has solid potential. I mean it'll likely be a static, personality lacking compilation of MP1,2,3 without a story mode but I mean, I'll take that over the last, what, 6 or so? 😅

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

I leave you all with one final tweet :

Life is far far too short to be boring. So don't be, yeah?

Adios & goodnight everybody!

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

Annnd just like that, a decade of tweets. After a year of thinking on it, I've decided this concludes my time here. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

@elbarnzo Don't forget the all time classic : "Am I still on the road?"

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

Global warming is just DLC for pirates anyway

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

Look, given the current political climate, the economy, and the young/zoomers truly DGAF attitude, plus the resurrection of sea shanties, all I'm sayin' is this is paving the way to a Pirate Renaissance

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

Breakdancing wouldn't be half as rad in space

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

"It's weird, but it's not illegal" - my girlfriend and why I love her ladies & gentlemen 😂

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

This is quite serious and definitely not a joke.

Also my brain : More like Ununited States of America

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

"So, your forefathers hated, fought, and protected your country from Nazis?"

"Yep."

"And now, it says here *looks at papers* you're"

Simultaneously : "Nazis"

Me :

[tay @ttayzerzz]

this tells me we def could’ve stormed Area 51

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

I've always liked Thursdays. Like Friday's Friday

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

@Twitch 🤷🏼‍♂️

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

There should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting. Please retweet if you agree.

[David Firth (Salad Fingers) @DAVID_FIRTH]

@BBCNews Salad Fingers is still alive though...

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

@vmjsxo @elbarnzo 🎄

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

@elbarnzo I will guide you sweet child, don't worry, I'll find ya some of the good shit to get ya started 👉😉👉

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

@elbarnzo If you're feeling particularly nostalgic, I'd say go for X&Y Evolutions. It's a faithful recreation of the OG 1999 set and its still hanging around a lot, they over printed them so they're relatively inexpensive too.

[Jack VandyB™🔱 @TheRealJackV]

@elbarnzo The only reason I get the Japanese sets is they release about 5 months ahead of the English, and they're typically more streamlined in their design (these ones all focus mon shinies 😅)