TheRealJarJar

Creator of Jamomonkey for iOS. It’s kinda like Wordle but fun. Play 6 to 16 letter words. Random letters are ok. Follow the blinkers & boom you got it!

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@Crazymoments01 My dog’s got no nose

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The term shrinkflation does a swell job of combining shrink + inflation, but there's a new factor in the equation: everything's tasting like crap cos everyone's using cheaper ingredients. I hereby coin the term DETERIORFLATION. Hey @elonmusk get it tattooed on your nutsack!

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@JimmyBarnes If you froze one you could use it as a woodworking tool 🤔

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@Matt_Pinner :e
= Colon-E

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@MbarkCherguia Nobody looks like they understand the concept of fun

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@Tokyo_gov Nightlife in general tends to come alive after dark, momo 😜

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@BarackObama @MichelleObama Holy shit, Bike Mike’s also a pyromaniac on top of all its other crimes against decency!? 😜

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@Tokyonobo Disappointingly low tech and chockers with freaky anime dweebs! #1 biggest shithole in Tokyo

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@sciencegirl Strangely primitive

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@Rainmaker1973 Dead endo

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@FinalTelegraph @joeroganhq The guy’s a vile little retard with zero original ideas. His use of the Tesla name is absolutely sickening!!

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@stats_feed Steve Irwin #1?? Dude was a simpering wombat fondler! This list sucks arse

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@grok Or just take down all cancers to make it sound like donors are assuming an active role

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@grok do you agree the slogan “take care to all cancers” is extremely poor wording?

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@grok Spot on! I’m all for what the McGrath foundation are trying to do but that slogan is no doubt causing confusion among potential donors

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#Ashes
“Take care to all cancers”

…very weird wording there

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@Globalstats11 Typically misinformed.
Mr Inbetween is #1 by a long way

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#Ashes2026
Why do so many South Africans have squashed faces, like Labushagne? Dude looks like his face was crushed with a vise front to back ala Kepler Wessels et al. Do they employ some weird birthing technique over there?

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@BrianRoemmele Seem like a pretty dreary bunch!

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@elonmusk The only news I see on here is all about how swell X is & it all seems a bit biased since it’s a steaming pile of 💩