ItsJeebus

i never know what to put here

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2024 is the year of no emotional breakdowns

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@prfctsweetie Youre going to go thru a lot of DMs before you find guys who dislike that

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@voicingadoubt youre a chick with a minor twitter following lol stfu

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@goreyuna this is the first thing I see when I opened twitter for the first time in months

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@Thebiglade Because social media has ruined modern relationships.

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@kharis_micheal Go outside

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i live

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@goreyuna embrace normieality 🗿

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@goreyuna ahh I c I c

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@goreyuna if this is your idea of fat, i DREAD to think what skinny looks like to you

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Dear TBELL; you closed at 7pm tonight? Kys

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@cobalsh2 Better start walking with a disposable friend

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@uzu_kii Another thing is don't be afraid to ask what they're talking about even if you know. It will give you time to think of what to say AND get them to talk to you.

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@uzu_kii There are millions of people out there. If you aren't successful with the first group, try the second. Then the third. And 4th

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@goreyuna I was like 14 and we just talked dirty to each other until climax. Our parents wouldn't let us hang out in person often, and when we did we were never allowed to be alone so we did what we could with what we had available

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@eggymilky I just hardly ever open Twitter. Shrug.

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@goreyuna DadLite is a good brand name for something.

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@eggymilky sudden buldak cravings intensify