Jentrix

I use memes to cope with this IRL dumpster fire.

[Jentrix @TheRealJentrix]

@QuarantinedCoof Christopher Tolkien is doing seismic barrel rolls in his coffin, knowing what is to come of his father’s work.

[Jentrix @TheRealJentrix]

Clearly, I have not been using my free will to its full potential.

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> gets a job coding for NASA
> builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room
> hits the forbes list
> becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs
> changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend
> tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport
> meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala
> fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there
> the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife
> behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state
> stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov
> runs for US president (twice)
> bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops
> moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards
> most wanted in 3 different countries
> judge approves his extradition to the US
> found dead in a Spanish prison cell
> spanish judge ruled his death a suicide
> previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide
> may still be alive

The very definition of "You can just do things"

[Jentrix @TheRealJentrix]

@KinoKiwiMedia LOL, Jasper looks pissed.

[Jentrix @TheRealJentrix]

I will never tell people if I win the lottery. However, there will be signs.

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Se compró una maleta de pantera negra, iba asustando a la gente y acabó dando explicaciones a la policía 😭

[sel.EXE @selStreams]

imagine trying to explain this to your grandfather

[Brittany Venti @BrittanyXVenti]

It's gonna be Mel next time she dyes her hair and has to chop it off

[Kino Casino Barcade @KinoBarcade]

@Andywarski is fully committed to his bat transformation!

[イモウト @imoutos3]

この人これも好き過ぎる

[blvckcat🎀 @n1ghtkitten]

i find Ryan Beard a little hard to watch due to him looking like a crusty, sweaty, bug-eyed sex offender. he looks like that type of actor who gets typecasted into playing exclusively child molesters

also, there’s just a constant elephant in the room that he's incapable of attacking Hasan Piker. it's like knowing someone refuses to criticize Jeffrey Dahmer but wants to lecture you on why other people are "bad". it's jarring to watch really. will take him seriously on the Ethan stuff after he makes the video he said he would

[B.S. Warren, the Blacksmith of Worlds @BSWarren3]

Before & after!

[Jentrix @TheRealJentrix]

@JeremyScambly This reminds me of those videos where people claim that people are Reptilians, and they claim that you can “see” the third eyelid pass over their eyes. Except this time, this chick is exhibiting cryptozoological behavior.

[ChikoCheez @ChikoritaCheez]

Pssp, it's October. Time for your yearly ritual

[Rikka @racistrikka]

Looks like a scene from Baki

[Wrestlelamia.com @wrestlelamia]

Rest In Peace Legend 🫡

[Jentrix @TheRealJentrix]

It’s been a while since I last checked on the WWE community. However, I wholeheartedly support Joe Hendry alogging Logan Paul.

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

Latest post from Lance Oppenheim. Lmao.