Joey Hennessey

Living in a glass house, practicing my rock throwing

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

@peacock streaming quality is shit tonight.

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

@seltzi_boi I know they're streaming in data but I just don't trust it. It's refresh for me.

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

Boy that refresh button is really getting a workout tonight eh

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What a coincidence, ol' Poopy Pants Trump works one shift at McDonald's and there's a multistate E. Coli outbreak

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

It's possible that there are now too many people trying to impress Jodie Foster.

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

In light of @Sen_JoeManchin's announcement that he would not serve as @KamalaHarris's VP, I would like to make an equally important announcement that I also cannot serve as VP.

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

I have never been more certain that there is no god.

#TGIF

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

Fuck it. Go do crime @JoeBiden.

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I think the real problem with this country is no one is trying to impress Jodie Foster anymore.

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

@TheLaziestBee You sit in a little chair next to the devil and crack jokes about the new arrivals, the name of the position is "Beelze-bud" and it is highly sought after.

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

@seltzi_boi 4's all you need when it comes to The Blind Side.

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

I need IMDb to understand this: I will never create an account, I will never log in, stop asking. I'm on your app for 5 seconds to figure out where I recognize that person from and then I'm getting on with my life.

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

@seltzi_boi Oh were you looking for Miss Congenitality? Or was it Ocean's 8 Inches?

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@seltzi_boi Boooooo I just hate the login screen and you had to make it gross (and accurate)

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@googlenesthelp No

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

@googlenest hey my nest cameras have sucked for several days. What's going on eh

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

@googlenesthelp Multiple of my cameras aren't streaming on either the nest app or the google home app, they just show the loading spinner. Speed test shows 867 Mbps down and 782 Mbps up on my nest router

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

@googlenesthelp USA, couple of Nest Cam IQ Outdoor couple of Nest Cam Outdoor and a Nest Doorbell (wired). Playback has been awful for the last week.

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

GET ME MY RHYMING THESAURUS

[Joey Hennessey @TheRealJoeyH]

45 being back on Twitter is bittersweet. On the one hand, I can resume telling him to go fuck himself to death as painfully as possible, but on the other hand every Twitter mention he gets just makes his little dick harder and harder. It's tough.