John Bender

I wrote a book. it's called CHAINSAW. I like a lot of weird shit. he/him. fearless ghoul killer.

[John Bender @TheRealJohnBend]

You know me, the snakebite kiss
Devil's grip, the iron fist

[John Bender @TheRealJohnBend]

RC Cola and whiskey. Iron fist.

https://t.co/YETTzvmWaW

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alone again

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This is how I look when somebody asks how I'm doing:

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Guess I'm back here. For various reasons. Anyone left on the former Twitter?

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@McGuinnessNigel we need a Nigel shirt on shopaew. That is all.

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Me.

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I do my best brooding when there's whiskey involved. Cold windy nights. Hold your loved ones and hold them tight

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Been reading this for the hundredth time.

Thanks for the stories .@joelansdale

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sometimes I feel like a fuckin fool

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@Luchawhoreus It looks like lettuce with assorted lumps of Chewbacca.

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around here, we pour whiskey

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@BooksPointof

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I'm still around. I've just been happy with life. 🖤🌙

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@BooksPointof Noted!

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@paperbacksnpugs My favorite of the series.

[Ciarán @CiaranRH93]

22 years ago today:

Yoshihiro Takayama and Don Frye had one of the most famous fights in MMA history! The fight was dubbed "the manliest MMA fight ever".

@Takayamado

[John Bender @TheRealJohnBend]

@HulseAdam I just enjoyed Goliath 4579. I wish there were more stories.

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Seven years in the wasteland. #MyXAnniversary