John Cunningham

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

Got exempt from two finals today which is great.. so naturally something terrible needs to happen to balance it out

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

Really a big fan of cursive writing

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

@RJ_Danton https://t.co/XbsbIg0pI7

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

@alyson_nichole I do

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

@RJ_Danton Bert!

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

@RJ_Danton What about an ice cold soda on a hot day

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

I'm looking for investorcenter

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

In a time where everyone feels entitled why can't I feel entitled too

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

Wow Memphis and San Antonio might be the greatest matchup of playoff sportsmanship history... you won't see more respectful opponents

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

@mtinfoil Real recognize real, shit style

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

I feel like my life is a shitty M Night Shyamalan movie and im just slowly waiting for the big plot twist to ruin it

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

Snapchat message needs to go.. I'm talking to three of my best friends on it right now and feel like some vamp whore looking for vamp dick

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

@RJ_Danton Bert!

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

Almost deliberately electrocuted myself in class today so I could go home

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

I'm really good at unnoticeably adjusting my walking speed/direction to achieve the greatest distance between me and any other people

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

Why does every time I find a spider it's when I'm most vulnerable in the bathroom

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😂 https://t.co/D6kZVvAHxC

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

The sweaty season is upon us

[John Cunningham @TheRealJohnnyC]

Ah the constant feeling of putting a spooky movie on and praying it isn't terrible