Bob

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When Granny goes into beast mode

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

You’ll Lose It Watching A Man Take A Volleyball To The Face Over And Over Again (Video) >> https://t.co/C8E36cMGtI

[Western Excerpts @GiddyUpYaHorse]

"I SAID HAVE A SEAT GODAMNIT"

If he didnt sit it would mean a shoot out for sure

but he rode all night to be there

and his hemorrhoids.

[Western Excerpts @GiddyUpYaHorse]

"Damit Al my pa is DEAD and all he left me were a dang pile o dung an a gun with one bullet in it. So if I wanna shoot my dung pile I WILL!"

[Bob @TheRealJonie]

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear much more than stupid motherfuckers

[Western Excerpts @GiddyUpYaHorse]

"How much corn ye feed that dam thing!?"
"Dunno, much as he wants I suppose"

The mule was on its side
heaving from the weight of its girth

[Bob @TheRealJonie]

Met a lady with better facial hair than me today #NoShaveNovember

[Bob @TheRealJonie]

GREEK WEEK #UWLletters2015

[Bob @TheRealJonie]

@iTeeLue not caring cuz there's no money involved

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Pass it on

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Jeb being a double legacy. #TFM

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Needing a fake ID to buy your old man's Father's Day gift. #TFM

[Bob @TheRealJonie]

@mitchellchev you didn't retweet this I'm shocked https://t.co/JteK28IJAP

[Western Excerpts @GiddyUpYaHorse]

"QUIT BRUSHIN THAT HORSE YOU NITWIT"

Simple Tom had one job, and he did it too well. He had brushed the horse

to death

[Bob @TheRealJonie]

#collegein5words I'm not very good at following the directions

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

FAIL FRIDAY: Anything But Clothes >> http://t.co/IWYgvHFjIH

[Bob @TheRealJonie]

@Shack_Diesel the real question why are you tweeting while peeing?

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Grabbing a booty decreases stress by up to 70%.

Retweet to spread awareness

http://t.co/hHESVbZCHb