As a graduate in Nigeria, all you can do is:
Yahoo Yahoo, Hook up, DJ, Content Creator, Comedian, Actor, Social Media Influencer, Vblogger, Banger Boy, Kidnapper, or Data Boy.
Meanwhile, your mates in other climes are homeowners at 21, & married with two cars.
“I get paid up to $1 million per show in Ghana. The respect I get there is the same respect they give to Jay-Z and Beyoncé, that’s why I don’t chase international shows. If you offer me $300,000, I’ll tell you to keep the money & come back when you have big budget” - Shatta Wale
“I cannot tell exactly who game me HIV cos I use to be very promiscuous, I use go to different brothels to carry different Ol0sho which makes it hard for me to trace who gave me HIV”
Man says 💔
“INEC, we came here to warn you. If you know you are prepared to be used to rig the 2027 election, it’s better you write your will now.”
— Concerned Nigerians have spoken.
🚨 OFFICIAL: Jurrien Timber, out of the World Cup as he’s not recovered from a groin injury.
Dutch defender will be out and Lutsharel Geertruida replaces him. 🔃🇳🇱
Femi Otedola declares “you cannot take your money with you to heaven” after making huge $14 million charitable donation for children in Nothern Nigeria.
@femiotedola
The Oyo State Police recently apprehended some suspected kidn@ppers in Ibadan.
In the picture going viral is a guy who owns a big mechanic workshop in Ibadan.
People have always wondered how he has a lot of money but assumed he has a lot of clients.
According to reports, the victims were allegedly kept in a location opposite his workshop.
A piece of good news worth reporting is that Samuel Adeboye Adeyeye, popularly known online by his handles @Swanky001 and Swanky_concept, has regained his freedom after a Good Samaritan paid the court-imposed fine.
Adeyeye was arrested, prosecuted, and convicted by a Federal High Court in Lagos on charges of cyberstalking, cyberbullying, and spreading information the court found to be false and malicious. The case arose from social media posts concerning the daughter of popular Nigerian singer @adekunleGOLD and his wife, @SympLySimi .
Following public interventions regarding the prison sentence imposed on him, a concerned benefactor stepped forward and paid the court-imposed fine in lieu of imprisonment.
As a result, Adeyeye has now been released and reunited with his family.