Bustin Justin

I live in a cave and the sunlight burns my skin.

[UESP @UESP_net]

Pictured: A rat heroically knocking down a wall to allow you to escape prison and save the world.

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

“touch grass” brother if i go a single day without making contact with bush then im dead and buried

[julia @juumelo_]

drinking beer isn’t bad for me because my body is a machine that converts alcohol into love & kindness

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

My wife, I tell ya. She’s old, I mean Greybeards old. I took the Seven Thousand Steps up to High Hrothgar - I heard all that shouting I thought I took a wrong turn and ended up back home! Oh! They say Ulfric Stormcloak shouted the emperor to death? Yeah, join the club, buddy!

[Javon @Javonyo_]

YES

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

I have 'texture autism', so I need to drink at least 12 beers a night

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

romaine catholics be like "lettuce pray"

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

i feel like there is no limit to how drunk i can get and good i can feel , not even the sky

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

If i was a fish id hide under logs, rocks, banks, water, etc.

[Bustin Justin @TheRealJussyBoo]

my 18 year old coworker just told me "its time to move on, unc"

[x__x @bpdsins]

i fucking love alcohol fuck being sober

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

Jerking off so hard I leave a full body, hiroshima shadow sweat outline on my bed sheet

[Chile @sgaehrth]

"Hm? What iz you doing right now mein fuhrer?"

"i am making a email service... I zhink i will call it... outlook"

[Groby @groby5000000]

Gripping the floor with my toes, tranferring the power perfectly from the ground through the legs to hips to shoulder to arm, launching a spear in a perfect straight line, causing several sonic booms, and it lands square in the chest of the CVS cashier