Kurt Kilathau

Once an Eagle.

[Kurt Kilathau @TheRealKurtK]

@LostMyHats LDS shares the New and Old Testament with Christianity, adds a book and claims they are Christian. This would be like Christians claiming to be Jewish because they share the Old Testament with Judaism, even though they added The New Testament which transformed their teachings.

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@Devsthetix @muheediva01 Unpopular opinion: if a gallon of milk tastes the same why is the price suddenly acting like it got a master’s degree?

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@mgmtarham Parking garages work at shopping malls and airports. They don’t work when 50,000 people depart at the same time.

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@AGoldFan Seems like game 1 the goals were structural breakdowns. Tonight's goals the players aren't making the plays.

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@Liam_Emond @thejohnpeterson Canadians don't do sarcasm?

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@wildbillnj1975 @thejohnpeterson As long as humans are driving, 2 lanes will never merge into one without traffic slowing regardless of whether you spread it out or wait until the last second.

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@Kharmdierks @thejohnpeterson You're assuming the "people in one lane" got into that lane by magic? 2 lanes can't merge into one without slowing down the traffic, regardless of whether they do it at the end, or at some random section prior that you have decided is the correct one.

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@memeticsisyphus Explain how a gray car can bypass a bunch of red cars and slide in line in front of you when it looks like this?

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@TurkStevens @ToddFuhrman And the only reason the Panthers won last year is because they didn't have to face the '85 Edmonton Oilers.

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@Canes Calling for the sweep after one game is peak stupidity

[Kurt Kilathau @TheRealKurtK]

To the 200 or so Montreal fans that got off the busses at Lenovo center before game 2, chanting, "Habs in 4! Habs in 4!":
That was really fucking stupid.
@Canes #LGC

[Kurt Kilathau @TheRealKurtK]

Cue all the haters with their "This is going to be the least watched Stanley Cup final ever* bullshit. Boohoo. GFY.
#LGC @Canes

[Kurt Kilathau @TheRealKurtK]

@zgmorrison @sappholives83 Same.

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@AGoldFan Which Svechnikov?

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@the831stRomanV2 @TNTSportsUS @espn That I'm not the only one. The commercials are flawless, however.

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@baerhealth @ForwardCarolina Liberal logic: Cutting taxes = giving money to the people. It's the people's money to keep, not the government's to give

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@KobeissiLetter Who cares? Negative equity is a meaningless number. Pay the loan off and drive the car till the wheels fall off. If you’re trading in a car every three years, you have an entirely different problem.

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Is there anything more bullshit than the timer on the ride share app that tells you when the ride will be there before you select it, compared to when the ride actually gets there?