Leandro Bardoba

If youre gonna piss like a puppy, stay on the porch and let the big dogs eat - Mahatma Gandhi

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

@SportsCenter Whats her @?

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

Thinking about Caitlin Clark’s bush

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

TERIYAKI TOMINAGA IS BOUT TO COOK LIKE A HIBACHI CHEF MAKING AN ONION VOLCANO #ONIONS

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

Feeling well rested after a good nights sleep in the d’agostino’s dumpster. Texted my boi Shohei and got some fucking bangers. READY TO FUCKING ROLL. I LOVE THE BOARD. FAU -3.5, BAYLOR -14 TO START

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

This is what I look like when I eat box and the river is running red.
I take the tampon out, rip that bad boy in half, stick a half in each nostril, AND EAT THE BOX LIKE I AM A DOG!

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

WOKE UP CRANKING MY LADY HOG. JIZZO FOR IZZO. SPARTY ML TO START IT OFF 🔨🔨🔨

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

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THE GENDER FLUID GIANT IS BACK #LEANDROSZN

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

@StephieSmallls GAME RECOGNIZE GAME

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

BREAKING: Sources inside Halass Hall reporting that Alan Williams has been relieved of his duties as Bears DC, effective immediately, after a leaked sex tape emerged of him “banging the dust” out of Virgina McCaskey @AdamSchefter @RapSheet @Chris_Broussard @TMZ

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

YOUR BOOKIE IS PRAYING BIG DADDY DRO DOESNT HAVE ANOTHER MAX PLAY TONIGHT. BEGGING FOR MERCY AFTER LAST NIGHT. WELL TOUGH SHIT SPARKLES. THE BAD MAN IS BACK. 50 UNIT BANGER CLEM$ON -12 🔨🔨🔨

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

@diggler_dimes Trust me, I’m a doctor

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

🚨 WEEK 1 LOCK OF THE YEAR 🚨 ITS ALL ABOUT THE NOLE$ BABY. THIS ONES FOR JIMMY B. THIS ONES FOR THOSE KIDS BRIAN KELLY KILLED. FOR JAMEIS WINSTON, A FIRST BALLOT HOF QB. F$U +2 AND ML.

[Diggler’s Dimes @diggler_dimes]

@TheRealLake69 LETS FUCKING GOOOO LEANDRO.

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

DEATH. TAXES. ALABAMA COVERING SPREADS. THAT NEW OC THEY GOT IS SO GOOD HE MIGHT TAKE SABANS JOB. ROLL MF TIDE.

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

@diggler_dimes Biden put a call into CFB officials to make sure Hawaii lost #rigged #bidenhateshawaii

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT HAWAIIAN MAN TURNED WOMAN TURNED MAN. NO DICK, NO CUNT. JUST BALLS. BIG BALLS. THE POINT IS: HAWAII 1H AND ML

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

Apologies to all the kids following….but Leandro is back

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

I’m getting there. When u masterbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

TONIGHT WE ARE ALL A$$TECS

[Leandro Bardoba @TheRealLake69]

@LakeLocks69 Jan 6th I was at the White House, took a fat steaming dump on Pelosi’s desk