#Lolth, Spider Queen

I'm everywhere, primates.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@GSLLC @roguecaliber And I love to eat you.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@Xovitaan Can I join your club?

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

I am eternal.

Until I die.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

I have awoken from my 4-1/2 month slumber!

That's like 14 tendays or something.

#Lolth

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

You are *not* me. #ThereCanBeOnlyOne #Lolth

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

How foolish. There is only one Lolth, and I'm beautiful. All others are posers. #Lolth (See? Only I can hashtag myself.)

[Rob, also [email protected] @GSLLC]

The Best Lolth @TheRealLolth #DnD #RPG #Lolth https://t.co/WpJ28Cghor

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

My song. I'll still eat them though. https://t.co/J5XUHbY4YG

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

It's pronounced "#jif," because that how we roll in the #Abyss.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@ehloanna I expect you to spend that on me.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@ehloanna That's how I rope you in.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@ehloanna I ate a mortal soul and feel better now.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

#COVID19 is the least of your concerns, meatbags. *I'm* coming for your souls.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

What difference to stats make? I'll eat all of them, and they can't do anything to stop it.
https://t.co/jvNPc9ODQ9

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@greywulf This won't save your life, mortal scum.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@MsTeamKK I found it right up my alley.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@KikkaVO RPGs are like sex, and I torture and eat my mate. Then everyone else I see. Which is like times I'm not having sex. I basically do nothing but screw, torture, and eat creatures.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@the_marctic Can't say I blame her. I have only a handful of children, and they're constantly trying to kill me.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@Mossquatch @MytiaZimmer You forgot to add, "or she'll eat me first." Because I will.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@MytiaZimmer I don't play video games, meatbag, but my favorite #Pantera song is By Demons Be Driven. It's a great instruction manual for mortals.

[#Lolth, Spider Queen @TheRealLolth]

@MytiaZimmer Which route are you taking, meatbag? I love catching planes in my webs.