Luanne Platter

My full name is Luanne Leanne Platter Kleinschmidt. You probably know me as Luanne Platter. Aunt Peggy said I had to make a twitter account to stop impostors.

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@IKantB Wow! You respond so fast. How do you do it?

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#Kingofthehill

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I would have created a hashtag of my full name but it sometimes takes too long to type.

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#LuannePlatter

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@IKantB Will you please share with me you philosophy secrets. Maybe let Aunt Peggy know @RealPeggyHill that you have chosen me to follow

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I am being followed by a real philosopher!!! @RealPeggyHill

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I also love hashtags almost as much as I love the word "lol"

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#Kingofthehill

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#Hankhill

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Dear "lol": You are such a beautiful word. Sometimes it can take too long to type the words laugh out loud. You solve this.
Love, Luanne

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lol

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Omg! I just put two lols in a row and I didn't realize it until after I pushed tweet!

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I love the word "lol" lol!

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This makes @RealHank_Hill a twitter philosopher. Did you hear that Aunt Peggy! @RealPeggyHill lollollollollollollol

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Uncle Hank, @RealHank_Hill why do you have an under-slash between your first and last name? Is that your middle name?

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Oh my gosh! I mean, OMG! Uncle Hank is now on twitter @RealHank_Hill

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I feel like they would be good twitter philosophers and Gracie needs them like she needs a bottle of warm milk

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After a long and hard discussion with myself in the mirror I decided to bring back to life the manger babies

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I woke up this morning with a rash on my little toe. I hope it is not herpes

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#WhenIWasAKid I was trapped inside a giant beer can that resembled a beautiful trailer. It could not be recycled because it was a trailer