Mike

respectful king

[Dave @davebftv]

Must-watch: Tyson Bagent holds back tears while discussing his $10M contract extension

[kyle @Ky1eLong]

Creatine monohydrate

[owl @owl_posting]

a horrifying video

imagine feeling instinctively pulled to do a task. something that goes beyond your personal ambitions, your environment, or your job. something that comes from genetic instructions, placed down there over millions of years of evolution, screaming at you from generations past

now imagine that task being impossible to do in any satisfactory way. the beaver cannot feel the water, cannot find the wood. there are genetic signals to gather items for the dam, but all the beaver can accomplish in the end is a stage three simulacra. what it will create in this artificial environment will forever be lacking in the eyes of their evolutionary instincts

the beaver KNOWS there are unfinished things to do, but it cannot even conceive of what that could be. where is the water? where is the wood? what are these items meant to do? what is the purpose of it all? the beaver does not know. its brothers in the forest do, but that knowledge is forever beyond this domesticated one, who has never even been outside of an air conditioned room

but it continues its toil, because the beaver cannot understand that its evolutionary ordained tasks are useless here. the rules of its environment have changed, but it lacks the faculties to recognize that; i simultaneously pity the creature and see myself in it

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Michael Jordan vs. Michael Jordan Commercial from 2003.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Tonight, I forced a vote to block Biden from canceling $4.65B of Ukraine’s debt at the expense of U.S. taxpayers. His plan shifts the burden onto hardworking Americans already struggling with inflation. Sadly, the Ukraine 1st, America Last Caucus defeated my resolution.

[K @KfromX]

They making trump the hardest Edits I’ve ever seen lol 🔥😭

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Since there's an issue with searching for this episode on YouTube here is the full podcast with Trump

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

One of the funniest scenes in a TV show ever.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

"I think we should significantly increase legal immigration. If someone has a track record of working hard & hasn’t committed crimes, they should be welcomed.

I’m just against a massive number of unvetted people flooding into America, which any rational person should be."

[UFC @ufc]

It will be here before you know it 👊

Will you be a part of history?

#UFC300 is just 2 weeks away 💥

[Mike @TheRealMDunavan]

@J_Plank4 Athleticism

[rastapasta9 @rastapasta_9]

I am:

Pro-Zyn

Pro-student loan forgiveness

Pro-beer

Pro-4 day work week

Pro-roughing the passer

Pro-America

[carl @CarlsBeef]

coach talk @StoolRiverNorth

[Mike @TheRealMDunavan]

TSJ is simply the best player in the country. End of story.

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Top 16 players in the Sweet 16🔥

[The BoardRoom-ic @ILLBoardRoom]

SHIRT OFF, HAT ON

We’re going to the Sweet 16!!!

[ESPN @espn]

Illinois is BACK in the Sweet 16 👏

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

when plankton cooked this entire family😭

[Connoisseur of Combat @ConOfCombat]

yeah this is art

[Deuce 🏴‍☠️ @BaylordYama_]

Polo G was rapping like he was gon get evicted if he ain't come correct