TheRealMFCaptainKirk

I like to take your Mom behind Waffle House for some sweet, sweet loving.

[TheRealMFCaptainKirk @TheRealMFKirk]

@nypost You don't say... weird.

[TheRealMFCaptainKirk @TheRealMFKirk]

@joemurray73 @NaftanCNMI @Headshok1962 Tell us you know ZERO about international law without saying it.
"White privilege" doesn't work in Mexico, where THEY have to charge the crime. The US will extradite, but we don't charge for most crimes committed in another country unless they involve a US citizen.

[TheRealMFCaptainKirk @TheRealMFKirk]

@oelma__ Times 2, not 4. 40% ???
You high AF.

[TheRealMFCaptainKirk @TheRealMFKirk]

@cro_crox @owverdosee @RadioGenoa Same as you can't teach an dumb ass old woman not to hit them FIRST.
Imagine seeing a bear, hitting it, and wondering why it fucked you up.
Moron.

[TheRealMFCaptainKirk @TheRealMFKirk]

@UsernameDede_ @TheDemocrats Yet your brain-dead girl sniffer kept that a secret when he had all the files, why, EXACTLY ???
'tard.

[TheRealMFCaptainKirk @TheRealMFKirk]

@originalso76094 Am I the only one that did this at elementary school ???
That steam at the end will blister your skin because it's so fucking hot.

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@TheMaineWonk Am I the only one to see that that part is in a totally different font from the entire rest of the document?