Mat

Music enthusiast, wrestling aficionado, hardcore gamer, horror movie junkie, Boston sports fanatic, proud nerd, and wannabe comedian. That's me!

[Mat @TheRealMadMat]

#MyDoctorAdvised me to reduce my stress levels. Now I have no job, play video games all day, and masturbate too much.

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#MyDoctorAdvised me to stop drinking whiskey. This shots for him!

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I'm so happy fall temperatures are starting to hit. Now soccer won't be so miserable this weekend!

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You don't want to split your music collection. #BadReasonsToStayTogether

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?#QuestionsINeedAnswersTo

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Why is "W" pronounced "double u?" It clearly looks like a double v. #QuestionsINeedAnswersTo

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@gordonhayward I am not in Boston but would love to play Destiny 2 with you! My team would love it too!

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@MattressFirm you need to teach your driver's to not drive people off the road and a your managers to actually give a damn about it.

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To the Gathering of the Juggalos. #NewMagicSchoolBusStops

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Everyone would still have a beeper #IfCellphonesDidntExist

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Condoms. #RejectedJamesBondGadgets

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Who was this guy #My4WordObituary

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@ICENINEKILLS @missmayiband @capsizeband @LornaShore I'll see you guys in Springfield!

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@jessmargera I'm fucking pumped to see you and HIM on the same stage! See you in Dallas!

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@prattprattpratt Much respect to you for this.

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@XavierWoodsPhD This Twitter feed is #Golden! Best story I've ever read!

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A "fitness pole" with a light, you say?

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It's nice to see that so many people can't stand Cris Collinsworth as much as me. The guy ruins everything game he commentates on.

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Rocky Road. #IceCreamAMovie

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In the middle of having sex. #BadTimesForAConfession