Mat Mac

drill master/bona fide ringer/timetraveler/pizza connoisseur/bad story teller/one liners/milkman/human compass/uncle

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

@stevewilldoit @PrizePicks Dude come to Newfoundland I wanna smoke cigarettes with you!!

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

@stjohnsedge best seats in the house sec 111 row 11 seat 11 #defendtherock

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If you live in the Mtl and surrounding areas and I haven't scene your face in 7 years plus.... most are getting deleted from FB

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

"Is this thing on?" Reporting live from downtown Montreal, St. Patrick's Day. #tbt #2012 http://t.co/DluOVl4Y78

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

When I first saw you, I fell in love, well not love love, but you smelled nice.

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

Great show! @charli_xcx

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a lot of young girls here @charli_xcx show. Are choke collars in again?

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BOOM CLAP 🔊👏 Checking out Charli XCX 🎤

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

I'm sorry, but in the end the brunette always wins.

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

Heli-ing it today, sunset flight 🚁

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

@TonyMarinaro check out @THIRTYSECONSDTM some good tracks with build up

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

When I was eleven, I was wishing I was still seven.

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

When I was ten I stopped playing with action figures.

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

When I was nine, I was still taking baths and using Johnson&Johnson's Shampoo 💦

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

It's not gym class if there's no fat kid crying.

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

When I was eight, I was eating a lot of fruit roll-ups.

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

When I was seven I saw my first set of boobs and I wasn't my moms.

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

When I was six I was crossing blvd's on my bike.

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

When I was five I walked myself to the bus stop.

[Mat Mac @TheRealMatMac]

No selfies unless something cool is behind you #guycode