mel b

aging hardcore kid trapped in a slutty hot girl body 🔞 onlyfans in bio

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

I’ve let go of most of my boyfriends and I’m now accepting applications for new ones. Requirements: must love driving me around, helping run errands, buying me things, and sometimes holding my purse while I stagedive.

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

"i think this is bruno mars we should let him know that there's better stuff" me abt the door guy at black flamingo blasting music on his jbl

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

"if every dudes cock was a beer i would be gay as hell" overheads at roberta's bk

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

@allnervenobrain sounds like a diff company that pays better is what's necessary unfortunately

or you could do what i'm doing and go (back to) stripping lol

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

Anyone wanna pay me to be mean to them? I’m bored!

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

@chaseandstatus yall have five days between dallas and boston can i book you in philly on your way to boston? tried to find who represents you but don't seee it anywhere? congrats on the tour!

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

@mrthildeee

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

i just watched the first purge and is it just me or did that one feel rac*st?

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

@wassupgina OMG

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

😇😇😇

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

is this love?

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

@fakebenzos omg we on the same schedule lol

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

ugh i guess i have to wear a bra with this shirt now 🥺

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

@archangelcdj yo fr ppl need to get it together

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

"last time i took adderal i jerked off for 16 hours"

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

@jewelssea “Ew why does it smell like COFFEE in here”

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

@__JS__SJ__ Nah jersey is gross lol! Bartended all over Philly tho

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

I’ve let go of most of my boyfriends and I’m now accepting applications for new ones. Requirements: must love driving me around, helping run errands, buying me things, and sometimes holding my purse while I stagedive.

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

Hey I can’t buy y’all McGriddles I’m supporting Palestine and McDonald’s support Israel I love McGriddles so much but I am not a hypocrite and morally I can’t support that 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[mel b @TheRealMelissaB]

Am I shadowbanned or am I just insufferable?