Colleen M

I like cats and waffles.

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

If @taylorswift13 wants to REALLY make a difference, she should hold a contest: take a selfie with your I Voted! sticker and tag it/submit it for a chance to win a backstage pass or to sit with her at a Chiefs game. The polling places would be PACKED in Nov

#TaylorSwift

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

My cat after hearing about Ohio
#Debate2024

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

I needed to do a triple-take at the #GoogleDoodle today

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

Why does Chris Wallace look like if @StephenAtHome became an English teacher in a small town?

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

@councilofgeeks My theory is they haven't had any clue about how this was all going to become a unified saga this entire time. The only hint we've ever gotten was the after credits scene from Shang Chi.

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

The new #SnowWhite trailer is why Youtube doesn't show it's like : dislike ratio anymore.

And Snow seriously needs a new wig designer. Either that or someone forgot to give Lord Farquaad an umbrella.

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

#RDJ coming back to the #MCU is a cool idea and I know it had precedence, but I still really, really want to see @JohnStamos live as a Stark variant.

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

#KamalaHarris2024

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

I just want @MythBusters to come back for a single episode to prove if eating a ton of unpopped popcorn just before you die turns you into a human bag of jiffy pop when you're cremated

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

The wrong bitch was shot in South Dakota.

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

@images_tv @rachelzegler She trashed snow white for being antifeminist. Juliet kills herself explicitly for a man after knowing him five days.

Hypocrite much?

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

So #RachelZegler trashes Snow White for being an antifeminist role model who marries prince...and then signs on for a role where she explicitly ends her life FOR a man after five days?

Make sense. If you hate ingenues so much, why do you play nothing else?

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

#Youtube just tried to force me to watch a 15 second ad for a 7 second audio clip. Fuck you.

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

https://t.co/eBZbU6t16Q
Wow when is @ChannelAwesome putting this one in their commercial reviews??
Please tell us more about your neutering while we eat meat sandwiches, Mr. D.

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

@s8n My desire to burn things

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

Meanwhile he's about to become like the 8th actor to play the title role in one of the oldest and most bloated franchises in film history...

https://t.co/rspwSygN68

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

Texas overwhelming votes for candidates who would not forgive student loans, and would actually heighten predatory interest rates and make higher education more difficult. Sorry, Texans, you don't deserve this until you stop voting Republican.

https://t.co/fZZwOvrZuG

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

@councilofgeeks Ehhh I don't hold out hope. This is the show that 'both-sided' African Apartheid and The Troubles. It's still the product of performative progressivism

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

Ew no, give the role to someone with talent, please.

https://t.co/4m9cPpt2Hk

[Colleen M @TheRealMerida]

America is so racist it's only letting one color into the #SuperBowlLVIII this year