Mark Murphy

Business Owner. Process Server. News Enthusiast. Sports Junkie.

[Kyle Yates @thekyleyates]

If only there was something that could introduce a small portion of the virus into your system to help you be better prepared to battle it when you do actually get it…

They should really work on something like that.

[Mark Murphy @TheRealMurph]

@MLB Imagine thinking you could get this guy for 10 Skubal Starts.

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Man. This was Klosterman's masterpiece

[Mark Murphy @TheRealMurph]

@MLBNetworkRadio @StevePhillipsGM lol

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Trump: "We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of Medicare, daycare, Medicaid, all these things."

This is real. This is not AI.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

• March 2025: Taylor Farms contributes $1 million to Make America Great Again Inc., days after the FDA delays the Food Traceability Rule.

• The FDA informs Taylor Farms that one of its iceberg lettuce products tested positive for cyclospora, prompting a voluntary recall.

• During the cyclospora outbreak: The New York Times reports Taylor Farms hires a former Trump White House official.

• Last week: Taylor Farms executives meet with White House and FDA officials, where the company challenges aspects of the government's outbreak conclusions, according to the New York Times.

• Now: Taylor Farms says the FDA apologized, calling the positive test a false positive and stating no Taylor Farms product has tested positive for cyclospora.

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

So, let me get this straight-

Lettuce from Taylor Farms had been linked to the cyclospora outbreak. Taylor Farms CEO flies to the White House, makes a "donation" to Trump, and all of a sudden, the FDA walks back its finding, claiming it was a "false positive"?

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Keep going after it. Stay relentless.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Ossoff: “You refuse to answer a simple matter of the fact about the 2020 election.”

Clayton: “I’ve given you my answer.”

Ossoff: “What is your answer?”

Clayton: *doesn’t answer*

Ossoff: “Isn’t it humiliating to be unable to answer this question?”

[Mark Murphy @TheRealMurph]

how can you not be romantic about Baseball......

[MLB @MLB]

Trading cards
Playing catch
Meeting your idols

This is so much more than a game. This is baseball ❤️

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Believe it or not, there was once a time when the Republican Party was against Communist ideals like seizing the means of production.

[Cyrus Smith @CoolCyWrites]

Norway made youth sports free 40 years ago and just made the quarters for the first time ever. Probably not a coincidence.

[Socialist Bucks @socialistbucks]

Btw if you’re a US fan like “I don’t want Balogun to play because it’s not right it’s unethical” I want you to Google “Belgium Congo” right now.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The President of the United States is going out of his way to help a birthright citizen keep working in the United States. Thanks a lot, commie.

[Mark Murphy @TheRealMurph]

🫡

[Grace Panetta @grace_panetta]

Balogun can play on Monday if Mike Pence has the courage

[John Brennan @jmbprime]

If Democrats are serious about winning the midterms they need to hire a seasoned spokesperson to hold daily press conferences. They need to challenge the lies and misinformation that the White House spits out every single day.

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7

[Mark Murphy @TheRealMurph]

@BigEOnAirWI Is this satire?

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink