“Imagine being so poor you had to like, stand and wait for a bus?” - me, in my head as I hung out the window of an uber trying not to puke, but amazed that I am no longer so poor that I have to like, stand and wait for a bus.
Last week, I took an uber share & when we got to my destination I looked over at the driver, deadpan & said “This isn’t my destination. And I’m not Mya. Who is Mya & where are we?” A moment of silence went by. Then I started laughing & said “Nah I’m just joking.” No one laughed.
“My last bonus was $600 thousand dollars” - guy who I walked past downtown who was making sure everyone within earshot would know that his last bonus was $600 thousand dollars
@qwixkz@Dearme2_ I base my base my weightless progress on how well I still fit into dresses at Reformation. Forget protein. Forget fibre. I want floral. I want lace.
@qwixkz@Dearme2_ Yeah I’m not buying into that protein stuff. I think it’s all lies. If someone is 200 pounds and eating 200g of protein, this person is overeating. The first step to knowing how much protein you “need” is to weigh yourself & refuse to do that again. I’m taking measurements.
I’ve fucked with the 7am gym crowd, the 10am gym crowd, the 1pm gym crowd, the 3pm gym crowd and the 10pm gym crowd and what I can say is the best time to go to this gym is 2am because “I got the WHOLE GYM….. TO MA SELF” (In “He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands” hymn tune.)
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit. 1 hard boiled egg.
Lunch: 8 soda crackers, 1 sliced cheese ripped up to put on the crackers and 1 pear.
Dinner: 1 can of ravioli with one slice cheese melted on top.
Water only for drinks. 1 Diet Pepsi on Thursdays.
I think I’m going to do an “anti-health influencer” short one off YouTube series where I go back on my highschool “diet” for two weeks as a grown woman and see if I actually loose weight eating the most problematic/borderline/poor kid/knew nothing about health/anorexic way ever.
I was so fed up with the traffic yesterday, that I decided to ignore the fact the street was blocked off, and just cycled right INTO the film shoot happening, the rigged camera doing a gliding shot right past me. How did you not give a fuck yesterday?
I’m in a David Cronenberg phase. I have not seen one of his films yet. I literally just listen to his interviews while I work. His voice is like Lorazepam.