TheRealPatrick

On advice of counsel, I will respectfully demure from any comments on my profile while under threat of censure from the United States House of Representatives.

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

Ahhh, it’s that time of year again when the weather gets a little cooler, the sun goes down a little earlier, and everyone on Twitter is complaining about how the referees are so unfair to their football team.

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

I might check in occasionally for messages, but this is quickly turning into a cesspool that I don't want to be a part of.

Feel free to DM me to stay in touch.

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

Not sure where I'm headed. I've enjoyed Twitter over the last 10+ years, and it's allowed me to reconnect with people I haven't seen in a very long time.

Given the last few weeks and the reinstatement of that certain guy after "a vote of the people," I'm done here.

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

@MuellerSheWrote @sacr3dcycl3s @gralbelgrano So what happens in 12 months when we get even closer to the 2024 election? Suppose charges are brought. Won’t there be another 6 to 12 month delay until a long trial starts?

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

@TheRealHoarse In a system where trials can take a year to start, where people are sentenced to prison but remain free on appeal for months, where the crime started two years ago, I expect this to add another six to nine months of delay.

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@ronnypascale Since we are all going away, let me give you the number of my single, pretty and rich sister. It is 310-

𝐔𝐡 𝐨𝐡, 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝.
Please try again

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

@darth This doesn’t sound like his proclaimed “neither fear nor favor,”

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@Green_Footballs What’s different now than 12 or 18 months ago? Why add 6 to 12 months to this process and only get closer to the 2024 election?

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

@eorden Sure, let’s just delay this another year or two. What could go wrong?

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

My mother got really mad when I called my brother a son-of-a-bitch.

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

So I’m watching #TNF on #AmazonPrime and with five minutes left in the game, I go back to their home page. Guess what. I can’t go back. I don’t get to see the last five minutes of the game. FYVM, #AmazonPrime. I thought lack of replay and pause sucked, but you win.

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

@JoeMyGod Did that woman in pink dislocate her shoulder or something?

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

@MollyJongFast Trump is out because he mocked a reporter with a disability.

Trump is out because of the “grab them by the p*ssy” tape.

Trump is out because of the Mueller investigation.

Trump is out because he incited an insurrection.

Trump is out because of the 2022 midterm results.

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

@CNN @jaketapper Fourth try. I remember Obama in his first term at the White House Press Correspondent’s dinner saying a joke that went something like “I heard that Trump ran for President as a Republican, which is kind of strange. I thought he ran as a joke.”

[TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH]

@steak_umm This looks pretty hard core carnivore.

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@Dictionarycom The ‘P’ in ‘swimming pool.’

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@rudepundit I’m saving shells. NFTs and crypto is going down, but wampum is here to stay.

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@darth These people believe JFK Jr. is coming back. Trump could say he supports someone else 100% and his cult will say “he is such a super duper strategist. He really want us to stay with him. You’ll see.”

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The Hills are Incarnate with Symphonic Melodies

#FirstDraftTitlesOfSongs

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@BeschlossDC Is it too late to redo the 2020 election?

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@JayzTwoCents I’ve got an Intel 8086 with SVGA graphics, two DSDD floppy drives, a 20MB hard drive and a full 640k of memory. What should I upgrade first?