Paolo

[Danielita @daniela_may0rga]

I need my butt to bloat like my stomach does, thank you very much

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@alexsuar3z Snacky snacks . I’m stealing it.

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@alexsuar3z Smart people do that

[Alex @alexsuar3z]

The only toxic trait my bf has is setting 18 alarms on the loudest volume possible in intervals of 5 mins for an hour before he has to actually wake up

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@alexsuar3z How do you guys manage to stay ugly for 3 consecutive years ?

[becky @beckymgonzalez]

Imagine being this rich

[Alex @alexsuar3z]

Me: *debating if I should go out*
Cons: 27
Pros: 0
Me: ok im going out

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@alexsuar3z You're an idiot lol

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@alexsuar3z I'll bring it to work and change it for you

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

No wonder nobody understand wtf he be saying. Bro got 14 extra teeth in his mouth! 😂

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

When u cheated on her 62 times and u find out she went to lunch once with a co worker https://t.co/MrDPMoHFrw

[Alex @alexsuar3z]

Ok this moth has been in my bathroom for seriously a whole week now. But only at night.. Does it just sleep here? Or is it a new moth?

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@alexsuar3z for real

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@ashhholeee517 holy shit

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@pURP_sOUL google that shit nigga ain't nobody know that shit

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@MichaeelaCastro you're gay

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

@itz_stel happy bday

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

Just landed in San Jose the weather is beautiful!! Fuck yall 😂😂

[Paolo @TheRealPaolosss]

“@FunnyPicsDepot: He actually spit out a bullet tho😂😭 https://t.co/J18ZMcdbgc” LMAOOO