ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️

Professional douchebag. Local dreamer ||-//. Bastard bass player.

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

man, being Filipino really sucks rn. good thing I'm a Bicolano can I get a buri-ni-ina

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

almost broke my phone cuz screw you

jesus im past fucked

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

it's been one bad thing after another

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

today feels like May 9, 2022 all over again

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

i don't know why i feel like shit. i will not see a therapist

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

daily events have only strengthened my resolve to get the fuck out of this country and build my life somewhere else.

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

this country needs a purge

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

knew it was a bad fucking idea to open this cesspool of an app so early in the morning

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

>wakes up to really hard rain
>feels relief that work may be suspended
>remembers that i work at PAGASA
>"ah shit"

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

crazy how dreams can make you live an entire 2nd life where you're in a happy relationship with someone you haven't talked to in years

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

is every swiftie on this app a fucking psycho or something?

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

guess i like men

[Frouse/Goons Daily @frouseandgoons]

oh you like blarg? you like men don't you?
oh you like droid? you like women huh?
oh you like grizzy? is that unlabeled hiding something?
oh you like pezzy? how's the bisexual panic?
oh you like puffer? how's the aroace spec?
oh you like Smii7y? how's the pansexuality goin? (🧵)

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

on god fr

[Yumi @YumiMain]

It’s 2024 I ain’t arguin on Twitter no mo imma just shoot whoever I don’t like bruh look out

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

war never changes. neither does my relationship status

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

can't wait for late 2025/early 2026 for Fallout S2. probably still won't be done with my New Vegas playthrough by then since thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

my dude's sadposting. either he's joking or imma have to bring out the bottles

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

just watched the first ep of the Fallout series

*puts current playthrough of Skyrim on hold, finishes current save of Fallout 3, boots up Fallout: New Vegas again*

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

this the typa heat that can give you a nosebleed n shit

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

Rizal professor really be making the last few weeks of our final semester a living hell

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

tbh, i only joined cuz i thought SHE was gonna my designated partner lmao. welp, already in too deep to back out now

[ψඞアルマン(•-•)🏴‍☠️ @TheRealParano1a]

two wrongs don't make a right, but they do make us even