Parmesh

SDE at Google

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

@Parmesh_119 ritual planners are no longer needed in the future, build an AI dating app, this is what made us better. AGI needs dating app.

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

RCB isn't stopping here. In my timeline, RCB has won 10 IPLs. And Virat Kohli is still playing.

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

Production issues on X will be solved permanently in the future. The future is bright

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

Future is not what you think is going to be. Be prepared, you have been warned

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

In future we never had weekends, because the grind never stops. Narayan Murthy was simply trying to guide you on a right path, but you chose comfort over grind. You fools!!

#MondayMotivation

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

Sorry for not posting lately, I've been laying low after escaping from the future. Turns out, an AI from that time is on a mission to track me down.

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

Just found my worth guys!!!
Today I got placed at Google with the package of fucking $500,000.
#Google #SDE

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

Hello I am back!!
I was in the future for some research work.

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

I've started exploring photography as hubby to take a break from coding,
Check out my work and let me know!!
https://t.co/tYV6tN4naI

[Major Pawan Kumar, Shaurya Chakra (Retd) 🇮🇳 @major_pawan]

Hello bollywood

Where are those eyes ?

still on rafah ?

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

For those who still don't understand colors mean one is behind people's faces.

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

Why do we even play holi with colors when we have so many of them.
#holi #happyholi

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

Girls are distraction. future scientists thinking to remove female completely from earth. Be safe 🙏🏻☺️

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

The price of first property on the mars will be $1.2B.
#Mars #timetravel

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

I am pamu from future.26th august 2036 will be the last day of the Earth

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

@Parmesh_119 I am pamu 2050 , stop wishing women's day , due to this reason you wanted to change your INNER SELF in 2045.

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

@Parmesh_119 I am pamu from 2050 , start learning rust It will help you to build your startup in 2038.

[Parmesh @TheRealParmesh]

@Parmesh_119 https://t.co/yqICnfQvRD
@Grammarly I am pamu from future, follow this advice.