Jean-Luc Picard

Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated.

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

That’s an order!

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

@TonyIzzo2 As your Captain, I commit to not make any promises 18 type XII Phasers can’t keep.

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

.@niiniijess @onedirection I wouldn’t buy a ticket to that if it was the only way to rid the galaxy of the Borg.

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

That’s an order.

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

I have ordered the Apple store to beam me a 64GB Gold iPhone.

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

@SirPatStew You look extremely familiar….

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

Set kittens to STUN! http://t.co/6F62XZ0978

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

I’m Jean-Luc Picard and this is my favourite tea shirt in this sector of the alpha quadrant. http://t.co/MeCRtcGnzw

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

What are you all so surprised? I just told the Cardinals I could replicate all the wine they’d ever need, all too easy. #popepicard2013

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Or not. http://t.co/bIGbrV9FAw

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

I hereby nominate myself to be the next Pope. #pope #popepicard2013

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

That’s an order. http://t.co/tt6CO6sE

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

Picard is not amused. http://t.co/aLM4ZeTT

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

Make it snow. http://t.co/q8UoThTr

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

@iLikeGirlsDaily I approve of this message. Bieber I’d beam into space. Upton I’d beam into the holodeck…

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

@johnjulianyoung There is nothing impressive about impersonating the Captain. It IS a good way to get thrown in the brig though...

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

@_danilo Something you'd like to discuss? My door is always open, unless Beverly and I are having...tea.

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

@DeeDeeTrick You got the formulae wrong: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

@saifuddinMTZ ..or a Starship Captain.

[Jean-Luc Picard @TheRealPicard]

@drewyp I'm going to let you in on a little secret - Meeting Spock wasn't all it was cracked up to be, he smells a little…off.