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@RetroMoviesDB

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@CleGuardians DeLauter is on pace for 216 home runs this year. Very fitting.

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@historyrock_ And just like that, thousands of groupies demanded their blowjobs back.

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@BrownsNationcom Please contact Gary Davenport at Bleacher Report, and tell him to go f*ck himself.

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@Rivers_17_HOF To come back and play at your age shows your competitive nature and character. It also makes sense that your kids are probably getting old enough to be put on the family share plan for cell phones and you need some extra cash. I get it.

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@CJ1two @TheScriptOSU @Joey_Galloway @BrandedBills @DaveHolmesTV @BeanieWells26 SEC/ESPN still cutting those paychecks to Joey and the holidays are coming up.

[BIGPLAY @BIGPLAY]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨

RT to be entered into our “Down With The Clown” giveaway!

Buy yours before, well, you know what 😂 https://t.co/BYzsZitUuG

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The Ohio State football program is saddened by the news of Nick Mangold’s passing and sends heartfelt condolences to his family and friends.

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@Buccaneers The Cleveland Browns have ruined my life…

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@ChefZae23 Ozzy Newsome

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@grant_puskar_ Scoring points would help…

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@AdamSchefter @Bengals you can have Deshaun Watson. No trade necessary, just take him please.

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@Browns Every day is this guys birthday with all the money you stupid asses gave him. Can you please just tell him to enjoy it and stay home for the next 2 years?

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@BrownsNationcom Trust me when I say that not one single Cleveland fan gives a f*ck about Joe Banner’s opinions on anything. This dickhead literally drafted Brandon Weeden and thought it was a good idea.

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Two years ago today, Jose Ramirez beat the living baseball IQ right out of Tim Anderson

Anderson has hit zero homers since that date while Ramirez has been an All-Star every year and continues to build a first-ballot Hall of Fame career for himself

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@Browns If you signed Nick Chubb this wouldn’t have been possible. I was getting worried that you weren’t gonna be fucking stupid anymore.

[Jennifer Matthews @JennMatthews57]

Get it, Pops!! 💪🏼

Also, speaking of getting it…@ProFootballHOF - it’s time to right this wrong & induct this man, who is more than worthy and so long overdue, yet remains humble & will never advocate for himself or seek the spotlight. Just look at the stats….

#ClayMatthewsHOF

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@Callsign_Coyote The P226 hangs its head in embarrassment.

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@GrandZeroGaming I’ll offer up a gently used can of brake fluid and a 3 legged coon dog named sparky. Final offer.

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@majtoure @msschumacher1 He absolutely can, and if he does there will be a statue of him.