Stephen Murtagh

Retired good guy, 33 years in Job. Ex Biker. Hedgehog carer. Husband of @PinguWoman . l Like taking pictures, Back into AFV modelling. Insta the.stephen.murtagh

[Stephen Murtagh @TheRealRagtag]

@fesshole Is that Herr Hans neese? He always used to do that at college before a quick bumps a daisy.

[Stephen Murtagh @TheRealRagtag]

The anemone in the garden are a wonderful colour now that they are finally blooming.
Unfortunately, some of the dandelions are due to shed their seeds now.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

This is Sean Egan. He joined Morrisons at the age of 17.

After 29 years of dedication at supermarket chain, he was dismissed for confronting a shoplifter, which led to a scuffle with thief who spat at him.

A shameful decision by @Morrisons.
He should be thanked, not sacked.

[Inspector Gadget @InspGadgetBlogs]

The left:

BBC sting catches off-duty police officers in a pub saying hurty words. This is fine.

BBC sting catches ethnic minority solicitors telling asylum seekers to pretend they are gay or DV victims. Entrapment.

[Stephen Murtagh @TheRealRagtag]

@TAP_Portugal I have just spent 2 hours trying to add passport info onto your website. Still can't get through on the phone. You really are the worst airline I've ever had the misfortune to deal with. Rubbish app, rubbish website, rubbish CS.

[Stephen Murtagh @TheRealRagtag]

@tapairisgarbage Just spent the most unhappy two hours of my life trying to put passport details into the website. The most obnoxious, disgustingly bad, feculent website I have ever had the misfortune to try. And I still can't get through on the phone!

[Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 @damekatydenise_]

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t share this image please.

[Stephen Murtagh @TheRealRagtag]

@DavidTaylor85 @metpoliceuk I would have thought an MP of all people would know that @BTP Police the tube.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Farewell old friend x

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are fed soy from cleared rainforests."
Farmer: "My cows eat grass."
Activist: "All cattle eat soy."
Farmer: "Mine don't. They're ruminants. Grass is literally what they're designed to eat."
Activist: "Industrial cattle are fed soy."
Farmer: "I'm not industrial. I'm watching them eat grass right now."
Activist: "But most beef comes from..."
Farmer: "Most beef in Britain comes from grass-fed cattle. We have this thing called rain. Makes grass grow quite well."
Activist: "The statistics say...."
Farmer: "The statistics are global. You're standing in Cumbria."
Activist: "Still, the global supply chain..."
Farmer: "Doesn't include me. My supply chain is: grass to cow to butcher to customer. Four steps. No soy."
Activist: "You're an exception."
Farmer: "I'm the norm here."

[Inspector Gadget @InspGadgetBlogs]

Correct and obvious decision.

[Stephen Murtagh @TheRealRagtag]

Just finished my most recent build.
1: 35 MK1 Land Rover, 29th Brigade, Korea 1951.

[Inspector Gadget @InspGadgetBlogs]

This is unfathomable. Read it and weep. It seems it's now acceptable to smash your way into a building, destroy the contents, attack security, and beat a police officer with a sledgehammer with zero consequences. We are in serious trouble in this country.
https://t.co/GjBB2v0qHg

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Well well well. 👀

[Penwortham Pylon @PylonPenwortham]

Just a little something for the OCD people that I infest on here.
You are welcome.

[Stephen Murtagh @TheRealRagtag]

@PylonPenwortham I hope you get cut down, melted into paper clips, and are kept in the back of a draw for eternity!

[Stephen Murtagh @TheRealRagtag]

Posted without comment.
It is NOT AI.

[Penwortham Pylon @PylonPenwortham]

Local man in custody.
Arrested on suspicion of strangulation.
Our thoughts are with Sheila's family.
.
Local press could have been a bit nicer with the press release though.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The names of the UK personnel who died in Afghanistan:
George, Darren John
Busuttil, Robert
Gregory, John
Kitulagoda, Jonathan
Sherwood, Steven
Cridge, Mark
Craddock, Peter Edward
Philippson, Jim
Bartlett, Paul
Patten, David
Hashmi, Jabron
Thorpe, Peter
Jackson, Damien Raymond
Eida, Alex
Johnson, Ralph
Nicholls, Ross
Cutts, Andrew Barrie
Reeves, Leigh
Tansey, Sean
Budd, Bryan James
Hetherington, Jonathan
Draiva, Anare
Andrews, Gary Wayne
Beattie, Stephen
Bell, Gerard Martin
Davies, Adrian
Dicketts, Oliver Simon
Johnson, Steven
Knight, Benjamin James
Langton, John Joseph
Mitchelmore, Leigh Anthony
Nicholas, Gareth Rodney
Quilliam, Gary Paul
Squires, Allan James
Swarbrick, Steven
Windall, Joseph David
O'Donnell, Craig
McCulloch, Luke
Muirhead, Paul
Wright, Mark William
Wright, Gary
Wigley, Jonathan
Watson, Richard J.
Dwyer, James
Curry, Thomas
Ford, Mathew
Holland, Jonathan
Summers, Scott
Clark, Ross
McLaughlin, Liam
Reddy, Benjamin
Smith, Michael
Gray, Chris
Davison, Simon
Davey, George Russell
Probyn, Daniel
Bonner, Darren
Gilyeat, Mike
Sandford, Paul "Sandy"
Downes, Neil "Tony"
Wright, Thomas
Dolan, Sean
Wilkinson, Dave
Hickey, Daryl
Hawkins, Alex
Atherton, David
Keen, Barry
Jones, Michael
Rawson, Tony
Hicks, David
Foster, Robert Graham
McClure, Aaron James
Thrumble, John
Bridge, Christopher
Ford, Ben
Wright, Damian
Botha, Johan
Brelsford, Craig
Violino, Ivano
Newman, Phillip
Tunnicliffe, Brian
Roberts, Alexis
Alderton, Jake
Mcdermid, John
Sadler, Jack
Johnson, Lee
Gardiner, Darryl
Lawrence, Damian Stephen
Mulvihill, Damian
Marsh, David
Thornton, John
Livingstone, Graham Keter
Thompson, Gary
Pearson, Robert
Babakobau, Ratu
Thompson, James Christopher
Gostick, Dale
Cuthbertson, Nathan
Gamble, Daniel
Murray, Charles David
Bateman, James
Doherty, Jeff
Bryant, Sarah
Larkin, Richard
Reeve, Sean Robert
Stout, Paul
Whittaker, Joe
Williams, Michael
Shirley, Dan
Johnson, James
Barnes, Jason Stuart
Rowe, Kenneth Michael
Mathews, Jonathan William
Cowton, Peter Joe
Bland, Wayne
Dempsey, Barry
Cupples, Justin James
O'Donnell, Gary
Rawstron, Jason Lee
Mason, Nicky
Munday, James
Rai, Yubraj
Dunstan, Neil David
McKibben, Robert Joseph
Dura, Krishnabahadur
Lucas, Alexander
Evans, Tony
Sparks, Georgie
Birch, Marc
Davies, Damian
Fellows, Steven
Manuel, John Henry
Lewis, Aaron
Nash, Stuart
Deering, Robert
Whatley, Benjamin
Elms, Liam
Reed, Chris
Mackin, Travis
Sawyer, Tom Herbert John
Winter, Danny
Robinson, Richard "Robbo"
Nield, Daniel "Danny"
Smith, Darren
Kingscott, Stephen
Gaden, Tom
Gunn, Jamie
Laski, Michael "Mick"
Upton, Paul "Uppers"
Harkett, Christopher
John, Dean
Stiff, Graeme
Fasfous, Tobie
Binnie, Sean
Pun, Kumar
Ross, Ben
Sheldon, Adrian
Evison, Mark Lawrence
Mackie, Jason
Suesue, Petero "Pat"
Rossi, Jordan
Richards, Robert Martin
Hill, Kieron
Bolger, Stephen
Moffett, Nigel
Thatcher, Cyrus
McLaren, Robert
Mervis, Paul
Birchall, Sean
Hammond, Joshua
Thorneloe, Rupert
Dennis, David
Laws, Robert
Elson, Dane
Babington Browne, Ben
Whiteside, Christopher
Brackpool, John
Hume, Daniel
Aldridge, William
Backhouse, James
Horne, Jonathan
Murphy, Joseph
Scott, Lee
Simpson, Daniel
Toge, Aminiasi
Etchells, Joseph
Shepherd, Daniel
King, Christopher
Hopson, Craig
Lawrence, Phillip
Upton, Sean
Lombardi, Anthony
Mulligan, Kevin
Hopkins, Dale Thomas
Adams, Kyle
Williams, Jason George
Hale, Mark
Wild, Daniel
Hatton, Matthew
Valentine, Simon
Hunt, Richard
Fullarton, James
Annis, Simon
Carter, Louis
McAleese, Paul
Young, Johnathon
Bush, Shaun
Houltram, Lee Andrew
Millar, Stuart
Elliott, Kevin
Brandon, Richard James
Elliott, Gavin
Harrison, John
Dunn Bridgeman, Jason
McGrath, Stuart
Hall, Brett
Lockett, Michael
Prosser, James
Wojtak, Marcin
Janes, Jamie
Hill, James
Oakland, James
Mason, Thomas
Schmid, Olaf
Chant, Darren
Telford, Matthew
Major, James
Boote, Steven
Webster Smith, Nicholas
Scott, Phillip
Allen, Phillip
Bassett, Samuel
Fentiman, Andrew
Marlton Thomas, Loren
Loughran Dickson, Robert David
Amer, John Paxton
Drane, Adam Paul

[Stephen Murtagh @TheRealRagtag]

Oops.
I walked into the kitchen to make a cup of tea this afternoon.
I slipped, and whilst attempting to steady myself, a new batch of Bread Pudding appears to have happened!
😲