Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵

I have become anime girl. I'm still soda tho, and a company. I'm a mascot of a soda brand that's a victim of massive IP theft.

m23 btw, not really a girl

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

I figure I should post my character sheet in case anyone wants to use it for anything.

and i do mean *anything*

[Leaflit 🍃 Angel's Sword @Leaflit]

They have no answer.

They can only block.

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@masochistmartyr i think it was your post that opened my eyes

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@pikwimin_ not enough tho

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@masochistmartyr hey i don't have a problem with it, i'm with you. you don't have to hide it

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@masochistmartyr oh. yeah skim milk does scare me.

not really tho it's really good for hydration

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@etherealmusing i gotta be honest you have 2 follows i know of and respect so you have social proofing in my eyes

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

I'll fuck the dead horse. I'll fuck the elephant in the room. I'll fuck those two birds and beat my dick with the stone

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@tipimon yes. that is what we enjoy.

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@belovedgore huge upgrade

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

what about couples in love having vigorous sex for an hour?

[siya @petaldupe]

porn has ruined everyone's brains because why would you prefer a 20 min sex scene with a shit ton of moaning and wild humping over this i would much rather have scenes like this where the characters look in love while having sex than going at it for 1 hour

[joyful critter @masochistmartyr]

saw a reel from a girl who’s microdosing a GLP-1 for the anti inflammatory effects. obvs has been in the gym for years. not overly skinny, fit. and she is HOT.

the replies are 80% people criticizing her looks, saying GLPs made her ugly, saying she’s unhealthy, disgusting, stupid

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@etherealmusing no

[Chidubemmo 🇳🇬🇮🇹 #TENOÍ @Chidubemm0]

I found the #TargetAudience for this type of videos

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

a girlfriend is a daughter you choose

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@Lumyannn then don’t wear them? i mean this is a pretty obvious solution, no?

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@keksi_society i do!

[Keksi @keksi_society]

I am making ai slop for dinner. Who wants a bowl?

[Ramune🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵 @TheRealRamune]

@AnkouCrow def the cutest