I_am_Rexy

No matter how tall your skyscrapper is, you can never be neighbour with God...

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

I feel nothing!!

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Girls get butterflies, guys get hard-ons

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down.

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Age is just a number" - yeah well .. Jail is just a room.

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

That funny moment when your dad is abusing your friend cos he smoke weed and he has no idea that you are the dealer

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

@chidi_Mdm sisters nko??

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

who else is laying down on twitter with the TV on but isn't watching it?

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but worse to regret.

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

I don't like being lied to

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Arsene Wenger pls now!!

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

My relationship is more boring than a black and white movie

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Laughing is the best medicine. But laughing for no reason, you need medicine

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

@chidi_Mdm wetin do him???

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Am created to be impressed and not to impress

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Ways to tell a woman's mad at you: 1. She's silent. 2. She's yelling. 3. She acts the same. 4. She acts different. 5. She murdered you.

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and having their parents answer the phone

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Good morning

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Happy New Month to y'all

[I_am_Rexy @TheRealRexy]

Secrets are something you tell everybody to tell nobody.