Ryan Long

Now watch this drive

[Ryan Long @TheRealRyanLong]

@MLBNearHR FML

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[Ryan Long @TheRealRyanLong]

@cassiehertzel 🤨

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Who has the Second most points scored in a NBA game

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Keon Coleman watching this presser

[Josh Poloha @JorshP]

Michigan fans might want to really think about the lyrics to Mr. Brightside before they make it their anthem next time.

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Hoping everyone has an extraordinarily chill Friday that bleeds into a low-key Saturday charged with subtle erotic energy.

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

When your two 20+ handicap buddies are looking for their Titleist velocitys that went 3 miles into the woods

[Ryan Long @TheRealRyanLong]

@MLBHR Known power hitter

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Lol, alright, so we're on the board.

#GuardsBall

[⛓ @DUDE_CORE]

@Browns

[Ryan Long @TheRealRyanLong]

Texas sucks so fucking bad lol

[Ryan Long @TheRealRyanLong]

@Romantic1523 Brother it’s the first half lol

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

#ForTheLand | #GuardsBall

[Ryan Long @TheRealRyanLong]

@DynastyKyle22 This is a terrible take kid

[Ryan Long @TheRealRyanLong]

This is now a Garrett Nussmeier stan account

[Justin @jlarge10]

Bout to go ride around in GTA and clear my head 😭🤣

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Got to the airport while my plane was boarding today. Hear the final boarding call for my flight. Takes forever to scan my luggage, so I spaz run all the way to my gate and announce my arrival. They tell me I have ten minutes before the door shuts. I spaz run back and see my bag sitting there unattended. Remember that thing about not leaving bags unattended at the airport bc people might think it’s a 💣 and also realize that there’s a huge chance that I have 🍁in there. Snag my bag. Spaz run back to the gate. Make the flight with minutes to spare.

Hope everyone has a much more chill and peaceful morning than I did. If you’re bugging, take a minute and let go of the bullshit. Or just sprint as fast as you can three times for the length of 7-8 airport gates. That works too.