Sarah Carten

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

I dont know why i thought this would be different

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

Crazy how often people comment on being surprised that I'm single when they aren't interested in changing that.

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

If i had kids, instead of taking them to the movie theatre in a snow storm i would simply drown them in a bathtub

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

@KenJennings tonight you guys accepted the answer "dragon ball" when that is in fact different from "dragon ball z"

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

I just want to fall in love with my best friend. All boys want it fs, and I guess I'm just not that.

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

One day I'll have holidays again.

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

I am so, so tired of this.

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

I hate when boys say cute shit, but, at best, ill only ever be a placeholder, at worst, just there.

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

What is it like to be one half of a pair?

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

One day, someone is going to show up for me.

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

I'm actually so fucking upset about monday. This shit isn't fair. 🥺

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

I desperately want people to not speak to me like I am an idiot.

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

Just got the call. Fired. I was the DEI coordinator for AMC theatres. My job was to put all the movies into bisexuality lighting.

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

I feel like the dumbest fucking bitch

[Sarah Carten @TheRealSCarten]

Fuck all of this. I'm just going to ghost and move to Australia or something.

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

(australian voice) i just saur naursfauraurtaur

[Yee Hawttie @CrocMartens]

😔😔😔

[ghost girl rose @TeenyGhosts]

What I’m wearing while I kick ur ass