Sam Perks

👨🏼‍🍳👨🏻‍🔧👷🏼‍♂️👨🏻‍💻🧛🏻‍♂️👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏾🐶🐌🍺🥃 In real life, I’m a happy, positive person. However, this is my outlet to complain about things.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

This is by far my favorite video of Charlie Kirk and it should be required for everyone in America to see

[Alpha Wolf 🐺 @Crazyunfill94]

@jasonscheer Your circle builds you or breaks you, choose wisely.

[Sam Perks @TheRealSamPerks]

@DoorDash didn’t make my horrible food, but they sold it to me. Their value proposition is diminishing exponentially despite their valuation because of their lack of attention to fundamentals. Beware.

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@DoorDash didn’t make my food tonight, but they sold it to me. Their pathetic response and disconnection to their customers is why this model is soon to fail. You can’t make a good deal with a bad person (or company), and this model had no way of knowing.

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@greg16676935420 Maybe I’m weird but it seems like a cool place for a custom mattress, a bunch of pillows, and a projector displayed on the ceiling somehow.

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@CollinRugg What if an airline employee just grabbed her by the hair, threw her out the door of the plane with her bags, and took off, without fear of legal consequences for acting for the greater good. Is that a worse world to live in?

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@CollinRugg It’s obvious to any reasonable person that she’s an idiot, but it frustrates me equally that the involvement of government bureaucracy constantly creates these kinds of inconveniences for the average person.

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@The_LoganFoxx Gorgeous

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@wyatttoday Pretty compelling

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@therealtblake @GuyDealership I just purchased an ‘88 town car that rides like a billion dollars for $6k

[Sam Perks @TheRealSamPerks]

@GuyDealership This is not new.

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@GuyDealership I would suggest that Jeep Wrangler loyalty is pretty strong. For everything else I agree with this post, but Wrangler people are an outlier based only on my anecdotal observation.

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@BillAckman Based on your mind numbingly long tweets, that makes X your Excalibur, King Ackman…sorry Arthur.

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@GarbageHuman23 The reverse is true as well. PDA is just low-class and juvenile in my opinion, irrespective of gender combinations.

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@CarrilloSigrid @GarbageHuman23 It is.

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@wyatttoday Get it

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@OccupyDemocrats @OmarRiverosays This post bored me nearly to death.

[Sam Perks @TheRealSamPerks]

Why is there a popcorn Jelly Belly?! Is it for contrast? Did someone just want to throw a wrench in an otherwise enjoyable bag of jelly beans? Terrible idea, I say.

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@GuyDealership I think people believe rates are high. Basic historical analysis implies they will go up more than 10% in short order. I know it sounds funny, but I promise it won’t be funny when it happens, and I promise it will.

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@PBDsPodcast Intimidating a child is always fun. I had father figures who were able to correct me without using intimidation and aggressive posturing. Teach him dignity so he wants to model manly behavior. This just shows him the biggest man wins, which in the adult world is rarely the case.