Samson Simpson®

The one and only tried and true. My actions speak louder than words and my integrity speaks for it self... Cheers! to Trichomes & Cannabinoids

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

#Cannabis is a gift honoring Earth's completion. It opens the spiritual eye, cleanses the mind, and rebuilds cells.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Happy 100th Birthday Mel Brooks!

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

Mattel is releasing a transgender Barbie with interchangeable parts.

Barbie Q

(There’s going to be some disappointed kids unwrapping grills at Christmas.)

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

He’s so dumb he thought a Glade Plug-in was a type of car.

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@DevonESawa 🤔 They didn’t get the memo..

🎶If you’re going to San Francisco be sure to wear flowers in your hair.🎶

🎶 For those who come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people with flowers in their hair.🎶

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@gnuman1979 😂😂

The fish would be fully dehydrated by the time it makes it to the railing.
“Jerky anyone?”

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@gnuman1979 👍👍
Results achieved without the regime’s gastapo.

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@gnuman1979 https://t.co/V66Lu3BJVP

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@gnuman1979 Ohana!

“Ohana means family and family means no one is left behind.”
-Lilo

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@MrGeorgeWallace @HeliumComedy Remarkably heavy, like that cheese steak sandwich you had after your set.😋

[Giorgio A. Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos]

Get yourself physical media only, if you can. Otherwise, this will happen; if you "buy" digitally "to own", once the conglomerates' contracts change, you're essentially crap outta luck. In other words, "digital ownership" is a mirage. There IS no such thing as "owning something digitally," or, "it's MY content in the cloud." And most are blinded by the mirage. It's all wild, frankly.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Those croc's are devious bastards.

[the other guy in WHAM! 🇨🇦 @FinlayDave]

George’s Birthday today! 🤍💜🤍

Just press play … 🎶

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@gnuman1979 Yeah she’s definitely obvious.

Also how could J.P. Morgan fire her?🤔
He’s been dead since March of 1913.

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@MJMcKean That Mel Brooks and Ricardo Montalbán what a pair!

My favorite Christmas movie is
‘Custard’s Last Stand’.
About a pie maker who became terminally ill and left his empire of pie stands to his daughter, Little Debbie.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Ultimate humiliation.

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@gnuman1979 👍👍🥰

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@MJMcKean This nazi’s nick name should be, “stretch”.

Every delusional correlation he manufactures is a stretch.

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@gnuman1979 😲🤣🤣

That horse said, “NEIGH!! FELICIA!”

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@gnuman1979 “I’ll be out most of the day, so you if you need anything you can reach me in my mobile.”

[Samson Simpson® @TheRealSamsonS]

@StephenKing ABSOLUTELY! 100%
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
A projector his entire life. He cannot create.

He’s filling the swamp and turned the reflection pool into a deflection pool.