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[Scuzzo @TheRealScuzzo]

Hey Interweb!! When I get 100 followers on The Twit (what I be calling Twitter these days) the gang has a huge surprise. Big time Identity Reveal!! Stay tuned and stay loose. #likemeplease #attentionwhore

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No fun!!!

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Listening to some fag rock. Life mcglaufil
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So. That whole drama left. But now I’m hearing. Hey they selling his

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I don’t sleep well on this side of town

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You know what type of blood problems she has. If a bears gonna come it’s gonna come. Second night was cool.

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She is eating steak and eggs while FaceTiming

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I kept thinking. So slowly.

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So me and him. I’m not kidding you Myra. I went to bed. In my yoga pants. It gets nice and hot. Bear shows up the next day. I’m sweating balls. My ass.y arms. I’m nasty

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Saying. I left her cup of Malibu. Her sprite and grenadine. Wide open. A jar of pickles. And alcohol. He whispers in my ear.

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She said. Who is this. She is still FaceTime her cousin

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He says ‘should I double it?’

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He think he got a straight flush

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@EVAAirUS When my flight was changed it made it impossible for me to take the trip. Today is my birthday and I have no trip to go on. I’ve lost a ton of money on hotel rooms. I still haven’t received a reply from your company. Not one. Please at least respond to me

[Scuzzo @TheRealScuzzo]

Dear @EVAAirUS. Today is my birthday. I had a big vacation all set up. I planned in back in June and spent a ton of time and money getting prepared for the trip. Recently you logged on to my flight itinerary and changed the dates of my flights.1/2

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Thanks for the reply @evaairus but I’ve been calling that number for a month with no luck!! I need to talk to a real person!! This was a human error on your part!

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@EVAAirUS Messed up my flight. I was supposed to leave on the 31st, now it’s been changed to the 21st. Now I can’t go. HELP ME PLEASE!! #CustomerService #Travel #Thailand

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Know what grinds these gears!? People scared of the truth!! People who try to keep my Twitter offline? The community of knuckleheaded chickenshits who can’t handle that real real. Guess what? Buckle up and get fucked. #touchyotoes #daddysback #gostupidgodumb

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People are the worst!!! When you go home, do you behave like a fuckboi shithead?!? Do you put trash it the pint glass at the bar? Are you an idiot?!? Why do you behave like a baboon zonked on goofballs? What drives you to such depraved insanity? #youRtrahHuman #fuckyoy #piggypig

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Anyone into Big Adult Baby fetish stuff? Like when you dress up like a baby and do things? Eat baby food, wears a diaper, says goo-goo-gaga? Just wondering what the preferred streaming method is? Flat rate? Premium access? #dirtydeetspleez #bigbabymoney #goldenbibz

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#tucsonslamer #cigarettecurrency #buttplugsurplus