Anthony 💩

MSU BSEE '16 | Catholic | Dad | Benchwarmer | All caps user | Number cruncher | Shitposter | Sub-par photo editor | @HomefieldApparl stan

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

WOAH HE HAS TROUBLE WITH THE APP

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@a_zinger you are a king among men

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

WE HAVE A NEW MSUAndyH VIDEO, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! https://t.co/stgAt2hd1B

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@WDBM @JacobMaurer55 @jackvohwinkle @B1GMBBall Absolutely electric work fellas.

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

The eventual documentary about Fitz's journey with this program has a gold mine of material.

[Connor Gilley @ConnorGilley5]

Fitzgerald to the crowd “let’s get this shit rockin”

[Evan Miyakawa @EvanMiya]

Duke's two worst single-game offensive performances going back to last season in points per 100 possessions:

101.5 - 12/6/25 vs Michigan State
102.8 - 11/10/26 vs Michigan State

Tom Izzo may have the blueprint for slowing down Duke.

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@CryBabyAudit He winked at his player too. Rare form last night

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@EricksonKiva Brother he gotten a glass of milk from the Dairy Store and then to Conrad's for a quesadilla at 7:30 because he "wasn't that hungry to begin with"

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@CryBabyAudit Yeah thats a follow from me dang

I know UM fans said this weekend is one of the worst losses since App St.

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@saltysparty @A_M_D_16

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@5PointPlayPodc1 How'd it go?

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@pelsyear 😭

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

This was absolutely silly. I about fell off my couch.

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@UMFanJosh Only if this Duke roster also goes on to miss the tournament.

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

Why hello there... 😏

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

2020:

✅️MSU wins in the Big House as double digit underdogs with a 1st year head coach
✅️MSU beats Duke in the Champions Classic

2026:

✅️MSU wins in the Big House as double digit underdogs with a 1st year head coach

MSU plays Duke in the Champions Classic tomorrow... 👀

[Patrick Ngongba SZN @CryBabyAudit]

My official Duke toughness report from last night:

🍦 Caleb Foster — Soft Serve Ice Cream: Melted the second things got heated.

🫧 JBB — A Wet Cotton Ball: Somehow softer than Charmin Ultra Soft. A light breeze could knock him out of the paint.

🛏️ John Blackwell — Memory Foam: Showed some resistance, but eventually folded under pressure.

🛋️ Cayden Boozer — Decorative Pillow: Looks great on the couch, absolutely terrible for sleeping.

🪑 Derron Rippey — Firm Couch Cushion: Held his shape. At least somebody had some support.

🧻 Dame Sarr — Charmin Ultra Soft: 2-ply, dermatologist tested, zero resistance.

🏊 Sebastian Wilkins — Pool Noodle: Six feet of foam getting tossed around in the shallow end.

🫘 Big Pat — Beanbag Chair: Big body, but somehow everybody sinks right through him.

🧱 Drew Scharnowski — Cinder Block: Only thing on the roster you could build a foundation with.

🍌 Jon Scheyer — Overripe Banana:

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

I compiled all six of Jordan Scott's blocks against Duke for your collective enjoyment.

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@CryBabyAudit 🫡

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

Most of those games felt like MSU was trying to overcome a talent gap.

Last night there wasn't one.

This team went toe-to-toe with Duke for 40 minutes and did so convincingly.

Feels like the kind of win that can change what a group thinks its own ceiling is.

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

We've played Duke 6 times in the Champions Classic.

Our only other win came in an empty Cameron Indoor during Covid, and that Duke team missed the tournament.

Last night felt different.

[Jacob Cotsonika @jacobcotsonika]

KenPom has Michigan State as the underdog in one (1) game now.

[Anthony 💩 @TheRealSharty]

@SethDavisHoops MSU Sharpie huh?