Shea Esq.

Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has rejected President Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship in the U.S. by executive order, reaffirming more than a century of legal precedent and national tradition that babies born on American soil are automatically American citizens.
https://t.co/hZX3ZV294P

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you think Donald Trump is a Christian, you’re a fucking idiot

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every fact is “fake news”

Every protest is “paid agitators”

Everything they don’t like is a “hoax”

Every election they lose is “rigged”

Imagine being so fucking weak and pathetic that you have to invent an alternate reality because you’re incapable of dealing with the truth.

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

ASSENAL!!!!!

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

They did, it was called America

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Shea Esq. @TheRealSheamusC]

@flameosumeet Tried to be somewhat realistic

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Democracy is a delusion. This seat was bought and paid for by AIPAC.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea have won more games in all competitions against Tottenham than we have against any other club.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Xabi Alonso @XabiAlonso]

Football drama II. Congrats Chelsea. Sorry for Bayern.

[ShitlibSupreme 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 @ShitlibSupreme]

I don't see how society can continue to function properly if so many people are this unbelievably fucking stupid

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

I was told by grown adults that he would implement sharia law

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The hidden force:

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.

The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started.

Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Club statement: Liam Rosenior