Dr. Sheldon Cooper

I'm a Caltech Theoretical Physicist with a B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., And an Sc.D. OMG Right? Bazinga!

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

Before the Big Bang, There was no up, There was no down, There was no side to side.
There was no light, There was no dark, No shape of any kind.
There were no stars, or planet mars, or protons to collide.
There was no up, There was no down, There was no side to side.

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

It’s-a me Mar10.

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

Sorry, did that not make any sense?
How about -
"A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
is nine squared and not a bit more."

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

(12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4)/7 + (5*11) =
(182)/7 + 55 =
26 + 55 = 81

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

@qikipedia @KurtKohlstedt You see, you’d think it would be First Street, but in most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else, you know, like Main Street, Broad Street, Michigan Avenue…

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

Because, it’s illegal to finish a Spider-Man series.

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

Real men.

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

Nelson Mandala.

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I’ve come to play with you again.

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

Search "Thanos" on Google and click the Infinity Gauntlet. You won't be disappointed.

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

No one:

People that have
never seen GOT: “OMG I Think I’m the only person that’s never seen an episode of Game of Thrones”

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A brief history of physics

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Whenever I read RDR2.

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

Can we all just agree that Halloween should be on the last Saturday of October.

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

The two parts to the word “helicopter” are not “heli” and “copter”, but “helico” meaning spiral, and “pter” meaning one with wings, like pterodactyl.

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

@TheLazyDog_ has someone changed your Howard twitter?

[Dr. Sheldon Cooper @TheRealSheldonC]

@galaksidenim did this use to be Howard’s twitter?