Sherriff Ali

I'm the Friendly 'Ayrab' (ref: Aladdin, Tony Shaloub). I love reinforcing stereotypes too! Except the one about us being hairy, that shit is for real.

[Sherriff Ali @TheRealSherif]

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[Sherriff Ali @TheRealSherif]

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@Goddess_Rae I wasn't saying all Africans were. Just said I rarely tweet except when I'm on the toilet :(

[Sherriff Ali @TheRealSherif]

@Goddess_Rae I'm African remember?
We're never on time.

And I didn't have constipation till now (only time I use twitter).

[Sherriff Ali @TheRealSherif]

@Goddess_Rae African from the waste down though.

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Thank god I saw that "Baby on board" sticker in time because shit was about to get real.

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Nerdy Middle Eastern Sext: "Hey baby. Will you be my Djibouti call?"

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@BoyCalledAnn Thank you! Ive never been star fucked so hard in my life.
Now Im pregnant & I dont know who the father is. I'm naming it Ann.

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@Goddess_Rae Thanks! I'm in Butt fuck Egypt. But we just call it Egypt over here. Moving back to 'Murica next month.

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@BoyCalledAnn I'm only 500 shy of 572. If you don't pick me, i'll understand 😔. It's because I'm Arab. Isn't it?

[Sherriff Ali @TheRealSherif]

I made a new word today! Cuntstant.
Kùnt-staàn-t: Someone who's constantly being and acting like a cunt.
"Jenny is such a cuntstant"

BOOM

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@gagasapostle Star fuck me. Now.

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@NileFM Maybe not a smile, but a smirk. I want you guys to add the word "by default" to your slogan "Egypts #1 radio station"
Amiright?

[Sherriff Ali @TheRealSherif]

@SteveMcQueef It's cuz I'm arab? Right?

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@SteveMcQueef Are you going to kick it in the front seat with me?

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@illuminatedwndr As a kid from the middle east I can say "ain't nobody got time for dat'"

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Egypt is revolting.

And we're a bit rebellious too these days.

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@SteveMcQueef I have oil.

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@SteveMcQueef Yea. But how many are them are from a hairy Arab dude from Egypt?